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To: alanrs who wrote (306189)	5/21/2009 12:27:48 PM
From: Alan Smithee	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 793718

When we total the monetary value of the elements in our bodies and the value of the average person's skin, we arrive at a net worth of $4.50! This value is, however, subject to change, due to stock market fluctuations. Since the studies leading to this conclusion were conducted by the U.S. and by Japan respectively, it might be wise to consult the New York Stock Exchange and the Nikkei Index before deciding when to sell! The U.S. Bureau of Chemistry and Soils invested many a hard-earned tax dollar in calculating the chemical and mineral composition of the human body, which breaks down as follows: # 65% Oxygen # 18% Carbon # 10% Hydrogen # 3% Nitrogen # 1.5% Calcium # 1% Phosphorous # 0.35% Potassium # 0.25% Sulfur # 0.15% Sodium # 0.15% Chlorine # 0.05% Magnesium # 0.0004% Iron # 0.00004% Iodine