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Politics : Sioux Nation -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Wharf Rat who wrote (167949)	5/21/2009 8:20:47 PM
From: Mac Con Ulaidh	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 362920

The rock. That's what I been suggesting. A lil reburbishing and it's a go. Hey, they might even could continue the tourist visits - "come one, come all - see a pledger of allegiance to OBL". Like a zoo, but a lil different.

To: Wharf Rat who wrote (167949)	5/21/2009 10:23:40 PM
From: Asymmetric	1 Recommendation Respond to of 362920

The swallowed nickel. A father walks into a bookstore with his young son, who is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickel and starts panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the store. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the quarter to the father and walks back to her seat without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before. It was fantastic! Are you a doctor?" "No," the woman replies, "divorce attorney."