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To: DMaA who wrote (315114)	7/16/2009 2:20:52 PM
From: Andrew N. Cothran	1 Recommendation Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 793955

The Lie Clock A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you tell a lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man, "and whose clock is that?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his life." "Where's President Obama's clock?" asked the man. "Obama's clock is in Jesus's office, He's using it as a ceiling fan."

To: DMaA who wrote (315114)	7/16/2009 2:45:43 PM
From: TideGlider	2 Recommendations Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 793955

Great Stufff! Proof that Barack is the Obamessiah: Obama preached to the multitude by the side of the lake. Obama created new states from out of the void. Obama turned whine into Kool-Aid® for his followers. Obama came to us carried upon a donkey. Obama triumphed over the beast, the enemy of all men. Obama was stoned and yet he has risen. Obama's flock has millions of sheep. Obama will reign over us from a house with many rooms. You must have no other candidates before Obama. Obama will raise voters from the dead. Count on it