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To: corey haber who wrote (12057)10/28/1997 10:49:00 PM
From: TEDennis  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 18263
 
corey: Sounds to me like you need to spend some time on the FBN thread. We tell lies there all the time ... but we're supposed to tell lies because it's a thread designed to poke fun at some of the companies that are ... shall we say .... less than forthright?

We've used the "contracts on my desk" story several times already. Too bad they're all blank ... but, heck .... they're on my desk.

We even say that we haven't lost a single contract. Not one. And, no clients have ever complained about our software and services.

There are no other companies that can make the claims we do. Come on over!

TED



To: corey haber who wrote (12057)10/29/1997 7:26:00 AM
From: John Kratus  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 18263
 
Corey, thanks for the posts. You are providing a valuable service.

June: "contracts are imminent."
July: "contracts are currently in legal."
Aug: "all we need to do is draw up the papers."

What next?
Sept: "I know there's a pen around here somewhere."
Oct: "This damn Bic is out of ink. Does anyone have a pen that writes?"
Nov: "All contracts are being moved to our spiffy website. The transition will take some time."
May 1998: King and Harris sent to prison for 18 months for fraud
Dec 1999: "contracts are imminent."