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To: jhild who wrote (19740)	10/29/1997 5:20:00 PM
From: Tim Luke	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 61433

Yes, I have great hours I get to sleep at midnight and I'm up at 4am pst.

To: jhild who wrote (19740)	10/29/1997 8:04:00 PM
From: jas cooper	Respond to of 61433

"Signs Your Stockbroker Is in a Panic" As presented on Tuesday, Oct. 28: 10. Every time the Dow drops five points he passes out like a carp. 9. While he's screaming, "Sell!" you gently remind him the market has been closed for three hours. 8. Sold blue chips, bought potato chips. 7. To help with the sweating, he's wrapped himself in Bounty paper towels. 6. He prefaces each stock quote by yelling, "Survey says!" 5. Whenever his beeper goes off, he stabs his thigh with a letter opener. 4. He buys wheat, pork futures and lettuce in order to corner the lucrative "B.L.T." market. 3. Tried to stage hostile takeover of Microsoft with $60 and a cap gun. 2. According to his wife, the stock market isn't the only thing that's been plummeting. 1. Claims he has Dow Jones hog-tied in his game room.