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Microcap & Penny Stocks : CCEE Breaking Out -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Pugs who wrote (7505)10/30/1997 12:44:00 PM
From: Steve Turner  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 12454
 
Pugs,

Did you hear about the little boy that was surfing the internet looking for a new sandbox? None of the other kids wanted to play with him any more due to his constant lies and "know it all" attitude. He was having little luck finding a "one kid sandbox" so one of the men sitting in the living room waiting their turn in his mother's bedroom suggested he search under "silica." The little boy's spelling was not quite up to adult levels, so he searched using the incorrect word "silico" and up jumped Silicon Investor.

Well, the last post on Silicon Investor had to do with "CCEE Breaking Out" and he naturally thought this was in reference to some sort of action movie so he started reading the thread. Finally, after deciding it was just a bunch of adults writing notes to each other about some boring investment he decided to start having some fun by disrupting their serious discussions. A couple of them brushed him off just like some of the men who visited his mother. This made him mad so he began SHOUTING at them. Just to make sure nobody knew who he was, he left no trail of an e-mail address fearing that some of the adults on that thread would be like some of the mean men who visited his mother and made her scream.

Luckily for him, he got on board before the company started charging for the privilege of writing notes on that site. He received no allowance from his mother. She was punishing him for lying and used the money for crack cocaine, which she shared with him.

He has had such a wonderful time and is such a lucky boy to have made a couple of new friends on this board. Of course, he has been caught in some lies, but the football coach, one of his mother's many visitors, told him that the best defense is a good offense. So, whenever, he has been caught in a lie, he simply covers his ears (and screen) and SHOUTS EVEN LOUDER.

Will this story have a happy ending? Tune in next week for the next episode sponsored by JonnyCat Kitty Litter.