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To: Kevin Walsh who wrote (27494)	10/30/1997 3:36:00 PM
From: Tom Trader	Respond to of 58727

Kevin -- I don't know where you come up with these great jokes Just what we need to maintain some levity Regards

To: Kevin Walsh who wrote (27494)	10/30/1997 10:27:00 PM
From: Autumn Henry	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 58727

Kevin, speaking of "MYASS"......... today, some fund guy had a bunch of holdings he was discussing on CNBC and a top holding was Fruit of the Loom........he enthusiastically, eagerly and innocently added that just last week there was a style show with Fruit of the Loom and added that he heard everything came off well..........:) Autumn

To: Kevin Walsh who wrote (27494)	10/31/1997 10:29:00 AM
From: Kevin Walsh	Respond to of 58727

Here's a little Halloween funny for an end to a wild week. >The Halloween Party > >A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible >headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted >husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some >aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled >by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. > >The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and >as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. Since her husband >did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by >watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. > >She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the >dance floor, dancing with everyone he could, copping a little feel here and >a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive >babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the >new stuff that had just arrived. > >She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. >Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off >they went to one of the cars for a little workout. Just before unmasking at >midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away, and got into >bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior. > >She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he >had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time >when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, >"I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met >Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played >poker all evening. But I'll tell you ... the guy I loaned my costume to >sure had a real good time!"