To: bentway who wrote (517308 ) 10/1/2009 7:48:53 AM From: Brumar89 Respond to of 1578106 What Crimes May Celebrites Commit, Based on Their Artistic Contributions? We've begun compiling a list, which I stupidly started on Twitter, though I'd meant to do a post. Hit "More" at the bottom to see the start of the list. If you click @AceofSpadesHQ in upper right, you can see others contributions. Here are a few:These are written for gags to show a point. The names listed haven't really twitted these things .... I think. Though the way Hollyweird is rushing to defend Polanski you never know. I didn't realize Polanski had an affair with 15 yo Natassia Kinski shortly after fleeing the US. Guy really does like young girls. Vince Vaughan: Frankly, can get away with a murder or two. Killing a girlfriend is fine. Hasn't made a bad movie. We owe him a murder. Matthew McConaughey: Can get away with shoplifting a Mars bar, but only a Mars bar, because no one likes that shit anyway. from Marshall Stack: Tom Cruise can jaywalk on secondary suburban streets. from Dave in Texas: Vin Diesel: Should be able to transport any live plants he wants to across state lines unmolested. and John McTiernan: Zoning ordinances and health code violations. from liberocky: Ben Stiller can stab a Medal of Honor winner (NOTE: Stab but not kill. He's not that good. -- ace.) Metallica: May gang-rape choice of 1) two of-age groupies; 2) one underage groupie; or 3) Winger. Robert Downey Jr.: Can go back to smack. Also, might be able to punch a pregnant woman in the face, depending on Iron Man 2's grosses. Adam Sandler: May urinate on three elderly women. So that's the gag. posted by Ace ace.mu.nu ..... Rosemary's Baby is okay. It's just not rape a 13yo and stat-rape a 15yo good. Die Hard might be stat-rape good. Not Rosemary's Baby. about 11 hours ago from web Did anyone in Hollywood notice that this bastard had just raped a 13yo and immediately hopped on to a 15yo? Rosemary's Baby-- not that good. about 11 hours ago from web twitter.com . -- why? Because Kinski's parents were abominable? about 11 hours ago from web How many juveniles does Roman Polanski get to fuck by crying "Shanon Tate"? Charles Manson had a difficult life, too -- no pity for him? ......... about 11 hours ago from web Even if Kinski had grown up fast and hard and had been exploited already by older men -- Dude. Dude. Now a 15 year old? Seriously? .....