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To: Mitch Blevins who wrote (2817)	10/30/1997 10:34:00 PM
From: Just My Opinion	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 12754

Mitch: Could you also request the address of Sally? I am thinking about setting up a toilet paper home delivery business. I figure with all that food she eats, she must use a heckuva lot of toilet paper. My plan is simply this. I get the exclusive franchise to deliver toilet paper to her, and Delta. I may be able to retire in a year. I am going to try to convince her to be a little more efficent though. She should give up the commercials, and just sit on the toilet and eat. That way it becomes kind of like an assembly line. I think Henry Ford would be proud of me. This line of thinking could be listed under "ass-et management, in my IPO. What do you think? Am I on to something, here? al