To: steve harris who wrote (520755 ) 10/15/2009 3:27:12 PM From: Taro 5 Recommendations Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1578289 The Differences Between Conservatives and Liberals If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good. If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. If liberal, they see themselves as victims deserving government protection. If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal looks for government to take care of him. If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down. If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion to be silenced. (Uh -- unless it's a foreign religion, of course!) If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or finds a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his insurance, even if he is already sick. If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and feels embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor, and then sues. If a conservative reads this, he'll send it to his friends so they can have a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".