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To: Webster Groves who wrote (58272)	11/24/2009 12:39:27 PM
From: Maurice Winn	1 Recommendation Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 218030

Okay, no b---bs. I guess if Al Qaeda and President Amendiejihad are planning to blow up the White House with uranium of undepleted variety or just sprinkle it with radioactive material and put arsenic, mercury, lead, and polonium 210 in the water supplies NSA would want to know about it. How about if we call bombs bambi, ooops, I mean b---bs bambi? Then the NSA computers wouldn't pick up on it. We could call p-l-nium poisson [french for fish which will confuse the computers even more - they probably don't speak foreign languages]. Sarin was effective in the underground trains in Japan so we'd need a word for that. I wonder if sulphuric acid, nitric acid and heck yes, fertilizer, diesel, ammonium nitrate are watched too. There's a lot that we should encode. But even the Enigma codes were cracked long ago in WWII before they even had computers let alone cute like netbooks which are now a dime a dozen. So it might be that the NSA computers are especially on the lookout for people like you who are obviously trying to HIDE the word BOMB by writing b--b instead [which isn't a very strong code]. By writing BOMB and DUCK they probably figure it's innocent because it's right there in the open and is probably just about ducks and drakes and the ---- letters are just an acronym or something. Mentioning Obama and BOMB in the same writing would probably draw their attention. Obama bomb Obama is probably okay, but Osama bomb Obama would perk them up. Maybe that's why Osama hasn't been caught - with the vast use of "Obama" which is obviously [to them] code for "Osama", and John McCain singing "bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran", and use of the term wmd, they are overloaded and bewildered. They are obviously lacking intelligence because they couldn't figure out whether Saddam had WMDs [aka weapons of mass destruction] such as anthrax, atomic/noocular bombs, giant phosphorous bombs and what have. He even told them he didn't but the computers obviously figured he did and told King George II to go ahead and invade. Maybe Bush thought Osama was hiding in a palace or somewhere. Anyway, thanks for the heads-up about the NSA computers. Wasting disc space is probably illegal. Do you remember when people used to talk about free speech as being actually something people sort of were allowed to do, defamation, threats, using rude words and discussing treason, telling state secrets, aside. Okay, I'm officially giving up the b word. I don't want to end up in a computer. Mqurice [notice how I have cunningly changed my name so that they can't identify me].