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Politics : Liberalism: Do You Agree We've Had Enough of It? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Kenneth E. Phillipps who wrote (75710)	12/1/2009 9:44:41 AM
From: tonto	1 Recommendation Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 224750

It was ok. It was not very warm...as you put it...but ok for Wisconsin.

To: Kenneth E. Phillipps who wrote (75710)	12/1/2009 9:51:47 AM
From: jlallen	3 Recommendations Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 224750

Why don't you stop with this utter nonsense. GW is a H-O-A-X. Get over it.

To: Kenneth E. Phillipps who wrote (75710)	12/1/2009 11:22:20 AM
From: Hope Praytochange	2 Recommendations Respond to of 224750

court transcript between kennyboy(attorney) and witness: > ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? > WITNESS: Yes. > ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? > WITNESS: I forget. > ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? > ___________________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he > doesn't know about it until the next morning? > WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? > _________________________ ___________ > > ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? > WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ. > ___________________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? > WITNESS: Are you shitting me? > _________________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? > WITNESS: Yes. > ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? > WITNESS: getting laid > ____________________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? > WITNESS: Yes. > ATTORNEY: How many were boys? > WITNESS: None. > ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? > W ITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a > new > attorney? > ____________________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? > WITNESS: By death. > ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? > WITNESS: Take a guess. > ____________________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? > WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. > ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? > WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. > _____________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition > notice which I sent to your attorney? > WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. > ______________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead > people? > WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. > _________________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? > WITNESS: Oral. > _________________________________________ > ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? > WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. > ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? > WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. > ____________________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? > WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? > ______________________________________ > > And the best for last: > > ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a > pulse? > WITNESS: No. > ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? > WITNESS: No. > ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? > WITNESS: No. > ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you > began > the autopsy? > WITNESS: No. > ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? > WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. > ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, > nevertheless? > WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing > law. > >