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To: T L Comiskey who wrote (182074)12/7/2009 6:06:43 PM
From: stockman_scott  Respond to of 361973
 
Tiger Woods' Top Five New Endorsement Possibilities

vancouversun.com

Among the questions being hotly debated in the wake of the Tiger Woods sex scandal is the status of his endorsement deals, estimated to have a worth of $100 million a year.

But there's always a product in search of a spokesperson. Who cares if Nike, Gillette and AT&T turn their backs on the sullied superstar? The following companies might be lining up to take their place:

1. AshleyMadison.com: The online personals and dating destination for married people. Tagline: "Life is short. Have an affair." Or, in Tiger Woods' case, six.

2. Trashygirls.com: Jamie Jungers, alleged mistress No. 4, worked as a lingerie model for Trashy Girls, a service that provides scantily-clad women to parties. It seems occasionally there is truth in advertising.

3. Ambien: Rachel Uchitel, alleged mistress No. 1, reportedly told friends that she and Woods used Ambien — a sedative for short-term treatment of insomnia — before their sexual encounters for pleasure enhancement. The besieged Woods could probably use some help with sleep at the moment.

4. Spy World's Phone Encryption System: Woods's crumbling public image came crashing down when Jaimee Grubbs, alleged mistress No. 2, released to Us Weekly a voicemail purportedly from Woods, asking her to remove her name from her phone message in case his wife called. This encryption device would have allowed what happened in Vegas to stay in Vegas.

5. Cadillac: Woods's black Cadillac Escalade achieved instant infamy after he crashed it into a fire hydrant and a tree outside his Florida home in the wee hours of Nov. 27. Unlike Woods, it took a licking and kept on ticking.

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