Silicon Investor (SI) -- The First Internet Community

STOCKTALK

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor. We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community. If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.

Politics : Sioux Nation -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: epicure who wrote (186325)	2/5/2010 11:12:09 AM
From: SiouxPal	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 362947

Ahmadinejad Trying to Acquire 2008 Toyota Camry, Experts Fear TEHRAN (The Borowitz Report) - The United Nations Security Council met in an emergency session last night amid reports that Iran may be seeking to acquire a 2008 Toyota Camry. Obtaining a Camry, long considered the ultimate "doomsday weapon" by the U.N., would realize Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's longstanding ambition to acquire a weapon of mass destruction. The Security Council's latest concern was prompted by intelligence reports that Mr. Ahmadinejad himself had been quietly shopping for Toyota parts in recent weeks on the popular online site Craigslist. "This will not stand," Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said in prepared remarks last night. "If Iran is permitted to have a Camry, what's next - a Prius?"