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To: Sully- who wrote (77343)	2/7/2010 10:38:59 PM
From: ManyMoose	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 90947

I saw the last play. The Saints won. That's all I know. Is this it? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq58zS4_jvM

To: Sully- who wrote (77343)	2/10/2010 1:33:43 PM
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Audi's Gorewellian Super Bowl Ad By: Jonah Goldberg National Review Online I watched the Super Bowl in the chilled air of the G.F.I.S.Z. (that’s Goldberg Family Ice Station Zebra). Here in Washington, we haven’t seen this much snow since at least 1922. The blizzard of 2010 took out our electricity for a day. Digging out from “snowmageddon” was nothing less than an Augean challenge, though my lower back is, alas, less than Herculean. Meanwhile, snow canceled my daughter’s seventh birthday party Saturday and her school Monday. We’re slated for another foot by Wednesday. Suffice it to say I’m not panicking about global warming right now. Perhaps that’s why I was bemused and intrigued by Audi’s Super Bowl ad. Audi’s “Green Police” (available on YouTube) depicts an America where citizens are arrested -- roughly -- for even minor environmental infractions. A man at the supermarket asks for a plastic shopping bag and has his head slammed against the counter as he’s cuffed by a Green Police officer. “You picked the wrong day to mess with the ecosystem, plastic boy,” quips the cop. When officers find a battery in the wrong suburban garbage bin, one big cop yells, “Battery! Let’s go! Take the house!” It’s a fascinating commercial. They even got Cheap Trick to rerecord “Dream Police” as “Green Police.” But just as the satire becomes enjoyable, the message changes. Until the pitch for Audi intrudes, you’d think it was a fun parody from a right-wing, free-market outfit about the pending dystopian environmental police state. The pitch involves an “eco roadblock.” A man driving an Audi A3 TDI is singled out by an inspector. “We’ve got a TDI here,” he says. “Clean diesel,” he adds approvingly. “You’re good to go, sir,” the cops inform the driver. The smiling Audi owner accelerates to happiness on the open road. The screen fades to black and the tagline appears -- “Green has never felt so right.” So, instead of some healthy don’t-tread-on-me mockery, the moral of the story is that we should welcome our new green overlords and, if we know what’s good for us, surrender to the New Green Order. Some eco-bloggers disliked the ad because it reinforces the association of undemocratic statism and PC bullying with environmentalism. Perhaps that’s why the New York Times dubbed it “misguided.” Meanwhile, some conservatives didn’t like it because it makes light of what they believe is actually happening. After all, in America and Europe the list of environmental crimes is growing at an almost exponential rate. The ad is absurd, of course, but not nearly as absurd as Audi thinks. What was Audi’s intent? Presumably, to sell cars. “The ad only makes sense if it’s aimed at people who acknowledge the moral authority of the green police,” writes Grist magazine’s David Roberts on the Huffington Post. The target audience, according to Roberts, is men who want to “do the right thing.” He’s certainly right that the ad isn’t aimed at people (whom he childishly mocks as “teabaggers”) who worry that their liberties are being eroded. But the message is hardly “do the right thing.” To me, the target demographic is a certain subset of spineless, upscale white men (all the perps in the ad are affluent white guys) who just want to go with the flow. In that sense, the Audi ad has a lot in common with those execrable MasterCard commercials. Targeting the same demographic, those ads depicted hapless fathers being harangued by their children to get with the environmental program. MasterCard’s tagline: “Helping Dad become a better man: Priceless.” The difference is that MasterCard’s ads were earnest, creepy, diabetes-inducing treacle. Audi’s ad not only fails to invest the greens with moral authority, it concedes that the carbon cops are out of control and power-hungry (in a postscript scene, the Green Police pull over real cops for using Styrofoam cups). But, because resistance is futile when it comes to the eco-Borg, you might as well get the best car you can. It will be interesting to see whether the ad actually sells cars. The premise only works if you take it as a given that this Gorewellian nightmare is inevitable. But the commercials arrive at precisely the moment when that inevitability is unraveling like an old pair of hemp socks. The global-warming industry is imploding from scientific scandals, inconvenient weather, economic anxiety, and surging popular skepticism (according to a Pew Research Center survey released in January, global warming ranks 21st out of 21 in terms of the public’s priorities). This week, I don’t want a car that will get past the Green Gestapo. I’m looking for something that can power through the frozen tundra separating me from the supermarket. -- Jonah Goldberg is editor-at-large of National Review Online and the author ofLiberal Fascism: The Secret History of the American Left, From Mussolini to the Politics of Meaning.© 2010 Tribune Media Services, Inc. article.nationalreview.com

To: Sully- who wrote (77343)	2/17/2010 12:29:51 AM
From: Sully-	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 90947

They Don't Just Live Inside of Your Head By: Drew Thornley Planet Gore In case you missed it over the weekend, the Wall Street Journal ran a piece noting that even Boulder, Colorado -- one of the greenest-minded cities in the country -- is finding that it's not so easy getting people on board with "eco-friendly" lifestyle changes -- even with the help of robust taxpayer-funded subsidies/rebates. In a nutshell: Boulder has been trying to change resident behavior via carbon taxing and rebates on energy-efficient home improvements. Some people are game, but so few that Boulder is focusing on ways to compel change -- shades of the green-police Super Bowl ad, after the airing of which I remarked to the other attendees at a Super Bowl party, "Think they're kidding? It's coming, folks." Boulder is proof positive. Here are some indications: <<< Boulder has found that financial incentives and an intense publicity campaign aren't enough to spur most homeowners to action, even in a city so environmentally conscious that the college football stadium won't sell potato chips because the packaging isn't recyclable. "We still have a long way to go," says Paul Sheldon, a consultant who advises the city on conservation. Residents "should be driving high-efficiency vehicles, and they're not. They should be carpooling, and they're not." And yes, he adds, they should be changing their own light bulbs -- and they're not. City officials are frustrated -- and contemplating more forceful steps. The City Council will soon consider mandating energy-efficiency upgrades to many apartments and businesses. The proposals under review would be among the most aggressive in the nation, requiring up to $4,000 a rental unit in new appliances, windows and other improvements. Owners of commercial property could face far larger tabs. The goal: to spur $650 million in private investment in efficiencies over the next three years. "Everyone needs to do something," says Councilman Matthew Appelbaum. Unless the city does it for them. Recognizing that, as Mr. Appelbaum puts it, "it's a real pain to do all that work," Boulder plans to spend about $1.5 million in city funds and $370,000 in federal stimulus money to hire contractors to do basic upgrades for residents. Some grumble about Big Brother: "It's like, 'We're going to find a way to make sure you do this the way we want you to,' " says Robert Greenlee, a former mayor. >>> planetgore.nationalreview.com