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To: Peter Dierks who wrote (14444)	3/13/2010 12:12:51 AM
From: gg cox	Respond to of 42652

The Stud Two priests died at the same time and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now but our computer is down, it will probably be for about a week. You will have to go back to Earth until it’s fixed, but you can't go back as people. So what would you like to be for the week?" The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains." "So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest. The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this week ‘count' on our earthly record, St. Peter?" "No. I told you the computer is down, there's no way we can keep track of what you are doing." "In that case," says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud." "So be it" says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears. A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have any trouble locating them? He asks. "The first one should be easy," says St. Peter, "He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more difficult." "Why is that?" asks the Lord. "He's on a snow tire somewhere in Montana .”