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To: jlallen who wrote (165238)	4/1/2010 9:56:31 PM
From: Kevin Rose	1 Recommendation Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 173976

More news from the right: The Conservative Organization of Conscientious Kalvinists, following in the tradition of their inspiration William Thomson, 1st Lord of Kelvin, have announced important findings in the area of geometry. The Kalvinists have announced that there have been dramatic errors in the definition of certain geometric shapes. The most egregious of these errors is in the definition of the rectangle. Their studies have shown that a rectangle, previously thought to consist of four sides, actually only contains three sides. The alleged fourth side, they argue, is a figment of imagination invented by ubiquitous and, therefore, evil M.S.M. "Our interpretation of the data is that the fraudulent 'fourth side' is a device by the M.S.M. to attack the very core of our values, our faith, and our patriotism", said Richard Head, the current president of the Kalvinist organization. "By insisting that so-called 'reality' exists, these evil doers are clearly against our right to defend our way of life", Mr Head concluded. Opponents point out that the data supporting the fourth side of a rectangle is incontrovertible, but the Kalvinists responded with the motto of their inspiration, the 1st Lord of Kelvin: "I have not the smallest molecule of faith in aerial navigation other than ballooning or of expectation of good results from any of the trials we hear of." Background The Conservative Organization of Conscientious Kalvinists, or C.O.C.K.s for short, meet every day because they really have no lives. To join, please contact the president of the C.O.C.K.s, Mr Dick Head at..., well, if we told you, then you'd know, eh? HEY, buddy, why do you ask?!!! I'm RELOADING....