To: roguedolphin who wrote (244255 ) 4/15/2010 2:54:12 AM From: roguedolphin Respond to of 306849 'This is conspiracy theory CANDY..."Message 26461453 To: Lazarus who wrote (21540) 4/14/2010 3:18:45 PM From: SliderOnTheBlack 11 Recommendations Read Replies (1) of 21547 re: 'This is conspiracy theory CANDY. The conspiracy theorist weave this into a grand plan to subjugate the masses and advance the agenda of the elites." What was I thinking? You got it all figured out... It's all conspiracy candy. -- There's no such thing as the Patriot Act - total figment of the conspiracy theorist's imagination. - Preventive Detention? - another lie. -- Enemy Belligerent Act? - more conspiracy candy. -- Constitution Free Zones and random check points? - don't exist. -- And no one is saving and data basing all your Google searches, and emails. No one is tracking your cell phone via GPS satellites, and that new NSA data base megaplex in Utah is really to store road salt - not all your personal records. -- America didn't rape little boys in front of their mothers, and sodomize prisoners at Abu Gharib - those were just "enhanced interrogation techniques." -- The bankers didn't just loot the US Treasury of $14 trillion dollars and give it to themselves - nope, never happened. Paulson and Bernanke saved the world - we should pin medals on their chests. -- America really isn't $106 trillion dollars in debt - it's $106 million, not trillion. The Tea Baggers can't read. -- There are not 200,000 American's losing their homes every month, that's a big fat lie - there are no foreclosures in America - none. -- There are not 39 million American's on food stamps - that's ludicrous, America would be a 3rd world country if that was true. -- There is not 17.8% real unemployment - the Obama stimulus bill created millions of new jobs. Obama created so many new jobs with his stimulus bill that we need another 10 million illegal immigrants to fill them all. -- California isn't bankrupt and state and local governments are not falling like dominoes - they just can't stand a black man being in the White House - all lies. -- Ben Bernanke did not say that America would have to make modifications to Social Security. The Social Security lockbox is stuffed full of cash and Congress never raided it - total myth, everything is fine. -- They are not instituting capital controls, no one is talking about converting private 401K's and IRAs to government annuities, and no one is arm twisting pension funds to prop up bad banks, all big fat lies from the Astro Turf, Tea Baggers. -- Obamacare isn't about rationing health care - it's about free health care. Obamacare is free. We aren't going to have to worry about paying for college, for a house, a car, or health care - it's all free and paid for by Obama money! And best of all - the DOW is now only 3,200 points and 30% from us all getting our money back! Everything is going to be fine, quit being a bunch of nervous nellies, just watch more MSNBC, and CNBC, everything is fine - there's greenshoots everywhere. Who cares if we loose our freedom and live in an Orwellian police state - the DOW is almost back to to 14,300 and we're going to get our money back! We're going to get our money back! We're going to get our jobs back! We're going to get our homes back! We're going to get our Constitution back! Don't worry - be happy and just watch more CNBC & MSNBC! The DOW is at 11,000 everything is fine! Pay no attention to the Conspiracy Theorists. Another 3,200 DOW points and we got our money back! Isn't that all that matters? SOTB PS: Here's more conspiracy candy... US Taxpayers bailed out Private Equity firm Cerberus via the Chrysler bailout, and guess what Cerberus does with the money? They buy Dyn Corp - one of the biggest, and blackest, private Armies, and black box military subcontractors in the world. "Cerberus to Buy DynCorp for $1.5 Billion" April 12, 2010, 9:54 am The NY Timesdealbook.blogs.nytimes.com Cerberus is one of the financial vehicles for America's power elite, members include former V.P. Dan Quayle, former Treas. Sec. John Snow, and Dyn Corp exec's include former CIA director James Woolsey. Cerberus + DynCorp = A Marriage Made In Martial Law Heaven When you see the power elites abandoning US manufacturing and industry, and buying private armies and military contractors, what does that tell you? You can wake up America, or your can call it conspiracy candy. The choice is all yours... Only if you get it wrong - you don't get to pass go and collect $200 dollars, and you don't get to live happily ever after.