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Politics : The Obama - Clinton Disaster -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: DuckTapeSunroof who wrote (29841)	4/26/2010 3:52:46 PM
From: GROUND ZERO™	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 103300

No, seriously... I happen to be perfectly fluent in modern day pig latin, in fact I was commissioned by the foreign languages department of Ding Ling University in Beijing and I translated all 20 of their original sacred Confucian Analects from the ancient Chinese into modern day pig latin... of course, before I left, I destroyed all the ancient texts so they wouldn't have to bother with them anymore, after all, the ancient texts were very old and dusty, they were crumbling and falling apart, I'm sure they didn't need them anymore, and I left them with just the modern day pig latin version that I did for them... Needless to say, the professors there were indeed shocked and amazed when they discovered what I've done, they told me what I did was completely unimaginable... I just blushed and smiled a little, I told them it was nothing and I was glad to do it... I suppose that's why they called me in to do the job... anyhow, after they saw what I did, they began waving their arms and yelling at me in a dialect of Chinese I've never heard before, very colorful language, but I'm sure they were just excited and were thanking me for my valuable work, so I smiled and told them "You're welcome" in my best Chinese of course... I bet you can't claim such a distinguished accomplishment for yourself... GZ