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To: stock bull who wrote (69981)5/3/2010 9:24:05 PM
From: SteveinTX  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 110655
 
"My Doctor said there's no hope for me. :("

A man goes to a doctor who tells him he has no hope and only a short time to live. In anguish he begs the doctor to tell him how to extend his few remaining days.

The doctor says he has only one suggestion: "Go find an ugly contentious woman with three bratty kids, marry her and move to Detroit."

"And that'll lengthen my life?" he pleads.

"No", says the doctor, "but it'll sure seem like it."