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To: average joe who wrote (5192)5/16/2010 12:46:24 AM
From: longnshort  Respond to of 69300
 
a barrel of monkeys



To: average joe who wrote (5192)5/16/2010 8:11:20 AM
From: Solon  Respond to of 69300
 
The Many Fallacies of Evolution

The communist atheist dogma of evolution is based on fact, not faith. Because of this, it is easy to immediately dismiss evolution as anything else than a atheist/satanic ploy to remove the influence of our Lord Jesus on the free people of America. The following is a easy list of concrete evidence against evolution:

* GOD SAYS SO!

* If we supposedly evolved from monkey, or fish, why aren't we born as fish or monkeys?

* Evolutionologists claim that evolution takes millions of years, yet guess what? Monkeys don't live millions of years!

* If we evolved from monkeys, why can't we speak monkey?

* The Bible CLEARLY and PLAINLY states that God created man during Genesis. And we know the Bible is true, because the Bible says the Bible is true. Even a child should be able to understand that?!

* Communists supported evolution, and we all know communism was wrong and evil.

* When I was a child, I really wanted to be able to fly, and despite my trying, I was never able to evolve wings. Explain that, Darwinists!

* Evolution is racist: fish -> monkey -> black man -> white man. Where are your morals, evolutionists?! All men are created equal in the eyes of God.

* If we evolved from fish, then waterboarding people wouldn't be a problem now would it? (although it still isn't)

* Evolution defies the second law of thermodynamics. If evolution had ever happened on the plane of Earth, it would require a vast external source of energy. Such a source has not been discovered, and never will.

* Even if you were to place 20 monkeys in a room for a million years they could not write a masterpiece such as any of the wonderful speeches by the Great President Bush

* The Platypus - even if the Earth was ten thousand years old like scientists say there clearly wasn't time for the Platypus to evolve from a duck

* The fossil record - everybody knows that real animals aren't made from rock

The following is a list of evidence FOR evolution:

* Some guy (Darwin) wrote about it in a book years ago.

(end of list)

Nice try, pinko. Are we supposed to believe you just because you have some stupid book that says so? Anyone could've written that book, and there is absolutely no valid reason to believe it.

It is believed that this book was inspired from his many drug dealing with BEARS in South America.

To make matters worse, evolution has even been taken down by the very scientists who claim it to be true: paleontologists!

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