First off ice bergs don't tip. I know, that's not the cliche. Here be my guest... but hey how much meaning do cliches really add to a discussion anyway?
that's just like the pot calling the kettle black. the early bird gets the worm good things come to those who wait early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise a penny saved is a penny earned an apple a day keeps the doctor away don't tempt fate don't paint the devil on the wall (German) mind your manners don't put all your eggs in one basket patience is a virtue look out for number one don't let the bed bugs bite a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down wake up and smell the coffee stop and smell the roses it ain't over till the fat lady sings wouldn't kick her(him) outta bed for eatin' crackers rough as a cob he couldn't hit the broad side of a barn is that a mouse in your pocket or are you just happy to see me he went the whole 9 yards. it's not the heat it's the humidity don't burn your bridges he's so ugly, he'd have to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink she's been hit with an ugly stick it's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick this hurts me worse than it does you when life gives you lemons make lemonade six of one and half a dozen of another to each his own colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra keep your eye on the ball put the pedal to the metal make tracks make like a tree and leave everything's coming up daisies A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush put your heart into it break a leg I ought to tan your hide nervous as a cat on a hot tin roof hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut shoot it straight tighter than a drum like a dog chasing cars six feet under sink or swim she's taking the bait they're like two peas in a pod she's getting the red carpet treatment birds of a feather flock together It takes two to tango two's company, three's a crowd don't count your chickens before they're hatched nothing ventured nothing gained better late than never you gotta put your foot down he's pulling your leg she's tugging on your chain a jack of all trades and a master of none that's water under the bridge that's rubber on the side of the road we'll jump that fence when we get to it we'll cross that bridge when we come to it she's got money to burn he's dressed to the nines we're gonna tie one on tonight kick the bucket get the lead out pull a fast one pulled the wool over my eyes put that in your pipe and smoke it stick it where the sun don't shine they're getting hitched they're jumping the broomstick maybe something will jog your memory don't jump to conclusions don't call us, we'll call you put a cork in it he's always blowing his own horn sometimes you just gotta let your hair down you can't judge a book by its cover you have to break a few eggs to make an omelet I have a bone to pick with you check's in the mail slower than a seven year itch more fun than a barrel of monkeys silence is golden keep your nose to the grindstone the squeaky wheel gets the grease make like a baby and head out he's pushing up daisies he's chomping at the bit in seventh heaven every cloud has a silver lining buy the farm bite the dust eat my dust we're going to burn the midnight oil a watched pot never boils on the other hand the shoes on the other foot now he speaks with a forked tongue if I were in his shoes it's on the tip on my tongue she's burning her candle at both ends from the frying pan into the fire Nice guys finish last Whoever dies with the most toys wins When the going gets tough the tough get going Take it like a man the blind leading the blind come hell or high water that's enough to piss off the Pope she has bats in her belfry barking up the wrong tree what goes around comes around flat as a pancake numb as a hake sharp as a tack stiff as a board doing the horizontal bop riding the wild pony sharp as a sack of wet mice sweating blood sweating bullets you can't squeeze blood out of a turnip and you can take that to the bank keep the home fires burning spare the rod, spoil the child making the beast with two backs in the red (black) mind your own business mind your p's and q's you're driving me insane haven't got a row to hoe if you can't beat 'em, join 'em straight from the horses mouth if it's not one thing it's another raining cats and dogs happy as a clam running around like a chicken with it's head cut off like a fish out of water like a broken record if it ain't broke, don't fix it straighten up and fly right don't look a gift horse in the mouth buckle under buckle down keep your shoulder to the wheel a stitch in time saves nine throwing out the baby with the bathwater give an inch, and he takes a mile cut off your nose, to spite your face go the extra mile for want of the nail, the shoe was lost pay attention to details don't air your dirty linens in public bury the hatchet stepping on people's toes he's gone to ground in full cry dead as a doornail off the top of my head that's icing on the cake you can't have your cake and eat it too he gave a hundred and ten percent flown the coop well I'll be a monkeys uncle open a can of worms stir up an ant's nest don't upset the apple cart feel like a fifth wheel jump on the bandwagon resting on one's laurels waiting for the other shoe to drop shooting for the moon go with the flow playing with fire testing one's mettle like lambs to the slaughterhouse a bull in a china shop thick as a brick I've got a monkey on my back that's a load off my mind she's got eye's in the back of her head no skin off my back missed by a hair missed the boat pay an arm and a leg pay a king's ransom he's fishing for compliments watching the clock playing the field live and let live let sleeping dogs lie caught red-handed caught with his hands in the till caught with his pants down the grass is always greener on the other side I trust him as far as I can throw him get on her high horse get on her soap box when hell freezes over snowball's chance in hell hot enough for you? look before you leap he who hesitates is lost something rotten in the state of Denmark busy as a bee she is a loose cannon to lie down with lions take your fate into your own hands to cry wolf lie down with dogs and wake up with fleas whistle in the dark a shot in the dark speak of the devil all roads lead to Rome when in Rome, do as Romans do sleep like a log it's a dog-eat-dog world fiddling while Rome burns rubbing salt in his wounds chip on his shoulder pain in the (ass,neck,butt) licking one's wounds rules are made to be broken he knows which side his bread is buttered on betting the farm I smell a rat eat crow you drive me up a wall the exception that proves the rule the hand that rocks the cradle red herring on a wild goose chase fan the flames fight fire with fire fire in the belly ace in the hole bee in her bonnet ace up his sleeve ants in his pants butterflies in his stomach a taste of his own medicine you made your bed, now your gonna have to lie in it hot under the collar bite the bullet bill the cat naked as a jaybird pure as the driven snow when it rains, it pours fit to be tied dressed to kill armed to the teeth toe the line march to the beat of a different drummer keep a stiff upper lip beggars can't be choosers you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink don't rock the boat being led down the garden path like taking candy from a baby like shooting fish in a barrel you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar a feather in his cap pull a rabbit out of a hat carrying coal to NewCastle high as a kite running with wolves as beautiful as the day is long ugly as sin he looks like death warmed over caught in the crossfire pass the buck play hot potato make hay while the sun shines you reap what you sow closing the barn door after the horse has bolted once bitten, twice shy never say never it's darkest just before the dawn weather the storm sail (ride off) into the sunset opportunity doesn't knock twice carpe diem (seize the day) take the bull by the horns beating a dead horse pin your hopes on something up to his ears in trouble he's a fall guy spinning your wheels a cult of personality fight like a man the more the merrier he has a few loose screws he's not playing with a full deck what does that have to do with the price of tea in China? I'll be damned reopen an old wound stranger in a strange land his eyes are bigger than his stomach he's bitten off more than he can chew hanging onto mother's apron strings play both ends against the middle putting the cart before the horse walk softly and carry a big stick no use crying over spilled milk paint the town red paint oneself into a corner pray to the porcelain god a hair of the dog that bit you it's all in your head I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached the tide's beginning to turn looks like there's a new sheriff in town hide the salami do the wild mambo that really brings it home take this job and shove it how's it hanging the long arm of the law always look on the bright side read the handwriting on the wall get down to brass tacks he's waiting for his ship to come in win one for the gipper blood is thicker than water the straw that broke the camel's back the last straw like looking for a needle in a haystack bring home the bacon a blast from the past a rolling stone gathers no moss don't bite the hand that feeds you man's best friend till the cows come home free as a bird fit as a fiddle he's a smooth operator I have no bones about that it's not written in stone no accounting for taste one size fits all that'll be the day as the crow flies drunk as a skunk on the edge of your seat set your teeth on edge curiosity killed the cat a fool and his money are soon parted a journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step a man's home is his castle a chain is only as strong as it's weakest link home is where you hang your hat a mind is a terrible thing to waste all the world's a stage money is the root of all evil necessity is the mother of invention unlucky at cards, lucky in love fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me you only live once easy as pie third times a charm a rose by any other name would smell as sweet it's only a matter of time time heals all wounds caught between a rock and a hard place caught between Scylla and Charybdis banging your head against a brick wall people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones he let the cat out of the bag he spilled the beans she got called up on the carpet neither a borrower not a lender be he has egg on his face that's it in a nutshell whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger there's no such thing as a free lunch the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away all that glitters is not gold all's well that ends well an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door boys will be boys cutting through all the red tape three sheets to the wind not rowing with both oars his elevator doesn't go to the top floor she's lost her marbles the buck stops here neither here nor there join the ranks (396) the light's on but nobody's home fake it till you make it that's a real stem-winder right on the money hit him right between the numbers I'll bet a dollar to a donut horny as a three peckered billy goat like getting your tit in the wringer like balling the jack like walking on eggshells let them eat cake life is a bowl of cherries get along like oil and water went over like a lead balloon you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear as many chins as a Chinese phone book madder than a wet hen the devil must be beating his wife down the hatch finders keepers, losers weepers a friend in need, is a friend indeed grist for the mill shoot the breeze go for broke thick as pea soup strong as an ox more cliches than you can shake a stick at went belly up slippery as an eel that's the way the cookie crumbles one taco short of a combination plate things are not always as they seem not just another pretty face no skin off my back see the world through rose colored glasses living in an ivory tower skating on thin ice burning rubber he's a dark horse played me for a fool took me to the cleaners black as pitch slow as molasses in January burning up the track a horse of a different color it's neck and neck time to pay the piper practice makes perfect twist of fate the quiet before the storm faster than a speeding bullet no guts no glory I'm on a roll nothing to sneeze at put your money where your mouth is right as rain between the devil and the deep blue sea once in a blue moon I've been had I could eat a horse dog tired waiting with baited breath out for a Sunday stroll tooth and nail hook, line, and sinker preaching to the choir making a mountain out of a molehill a frog in my throat he's milktoast the greatest thing since sliced bread money makes the world go round the old ball and chain faster than greased lightning put a little elbow grease into it smooth as a baby's bottom two left feet all thumbs she has a green thumb left-handed compliment if looks could kill you can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think the devil made me do it I need that like a hole in the head I need that like a moose needs a hat rack feed a cold, starve a fever a man for all season's here's mud in your eye see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil crying crocodile tears scared stiff screaming bloody murder variety is the spice of life a picture's worth a thousand words happy as a pig in mud growing like a weed hard as a rock dumb as a post stop on a dime quiet as a mouse still as a church mouse sawing a log his bark is worse than his bite truth is stranger than fiction where do you draw the line? it's nothing earth-shattering if you can't find it, grind it it's cutting edge too many cooks spoil the broth too many cooks in the kitchen where there's smoke there's fire never take a shower with a cat duct taped to your chest (c) dry as a bone old as the hills don't want to cover old ground built like a tank throw in the towel that's a wrap bury your head in the sand he lost his shirt opened a can of worms don't push your luck on cloud nine it's not whether you win or lose it's how you play the game winning isn't everything haste makes waste off the cuff the cream of the crop will miracles never cease who died and made him king (God)? my cup runneth over methinks she doth protest too much you can tell the men from the boys by the price of their toys don't toot your own horn in one ear and out the other out of the blue got you over a barrel time flies when you're having fun keep your eyes peeled he's got a cob (bug) up his ass knock 'em dead we're really going to town keep 'em flying (keep your spirits up) close enough for horseshoes and hand grenades lift your game (get your act together) get stuffed there's a sucker born every minute there's one in every crowd good as gold on him like ugly on an ape back to the salt mines run like the wind fly by the book a good beginning makes a good ending absence makes the heart grow fonder actions speak louder than words nutty as a fruitcake ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies don't change horses in midstream every man has his price faith can move mountains good fences make good neighbors half a loaf is better than none is the glass half-empty or half-full he who lives by the sword shall die by the sword history repeats itself if the shoe fits, wear it if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen it's an ill wind that blows no good it's not over till it's over many hands make light work never put off until tomorrow what you can do today opposites attract out of sight, out of mind still waters run deep the more things change, the more they stay the same the pen is mightier than the sword two heads are better than one waste not, want not in every life a little rain must fall the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow born with a silver spoon in his mouth with one hand tied behind my back get a grip on yourself get a handle on this she wouldn't know me from Adam he went to the school of hard knocks (university of life) I'm not a rocket scientist (it ain't rocket science) keep on your toes she's fighting a losing battle drown your sorrows you have to separate the chaff from the wheat cut to the chase at the drop of a hat so quiet you could hear a pin drop he's changing his tune go out on a limb that's the way lady luck dances nothing to fear but fear itself see you later, alligator the pick of the litter not worth a hill of beans if the mountain won't come to Mohammed, Mohammud must go to the mtn. that and a quarter will get you a cup of coffee home is where the heart is get it outta my hair the strongest steel is cast in the hottest fire simple pleasure are the best I'm gonna lay down the law sleep with the fishes curse a blue streak to err is human, to forgive divine given to him on a silver platter take it or leave it worthless as tits on a boar horny as a peach-orchard boar haven't seen hide nor hair of him life goes on she could test the patience of Job she wears her heart on her sleeve right up your alley crazy/mad as a march hare mad as a hatter tempest in a teacup taking his pound of flesh neither fish nor fowl pleased as punch put your foot in your mouth shoot yourself in the foot roll with the punches rule with an iron fist gird your loins handle it with kid gloves get your ducks in a row two wrongs don't make a right have 'em in stitches he won, hands down I quit smoking cold turkey crossing the Rubbikon it's never too late to learn you can't teach an old dog new tricks a half-baked idea a good rule of thumb a diamond in the rough he's the south end of a north bound horse the tables are turned a chip off the old block up a creek without a paddle jockeying for position wearing the big girlie blouse (Australian) don't be such a big girl's blouse (English) no pain, no gain you're off your rocker you drive me nuts I'm going bananas blue in the face seeing red you drive me crazy time is money that's just the tip of the iceberg I'm gonna clean your clock he's built like a brick shit-house just like riding a bike music has power to soothe the savage beast picture perfect what's good for the goose is good for the gander penny for your thoughts time waits for no man time is of the essence big as life the twilight years lighter than air trouble with a capital `T' ignorance is bliss you only hurt the one you love the bigger they are the harder they fall misery loves company for pete's sake the eyes are the mirrors (windows) of (to) the soul the sky's the limit say yer prayers (...rabbit) them's fightin' words (Bugs to Yosemite) on equal footing for crying out loud she has everything but the kitchen sink from the four corners of the earth he left no stone unturned lit (cocked) to the gills half seas over under the sauce fried to one's tonsils full to the back teeth primed to the sticking point have a jag on under the table in bed with one's boots on that's pretty run-of-the-mill he got plastered he's so matter-of-fact she threw a wet blanket on my idea it took my breath away caught me off guard when the cat's away, the mouse will play get down to the nitty gritty get down to bare bones the bottom line the lowest on the totem pole at the end of the pecking order he's hen pecked in for the long haul over the top over the edge just around the bend you must be out of your mind a pink elephant he's over the hill she's out to lunch I'll punch his lights out she's not the brightest bulb on the patio least said soonest mended I busted my hump signed, sealed and delivered threw a curve ball pennies from heaven laughing all the way to the bank taken with a grain of salt long in the tooth right on the nose don't be a stick in the mud give me a hand try your hand at something cool your jets keep your shirt on he got the short end of the stick going to hell in a hand basket the whole kit and caboodle I was roped into it cry me a river that was cold-blooded couldn't make heads or tails of it run the gauntlet hold your horses hit the road lift myself up by the bootstraps one good turn deserves another better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all beauty is only skin deep for everything there is a season doing something (ie. shooting ducks) left and right we've hit paydirt cruisin' for a bruisin' there's more than one way to skin a cat playing possum cold as blue blazes earned his wings wet behind the ears a faint heart never a true love knows something you can really sink your teeth into the truth hurts pay the dept of nature nature's first green is gold passed with flying colors that's old hat in the buff (be it ever so humble) there's no place like home sick as a dog flying by the seat of your pants take it to the limit go out in a blaze of glory follow suit wearing nothin' but his birthday suit what you see is what you get the proof is in the pudding we're sitting ducks too rich for my blood hoist with (or by) one's own petard love conquers all love is blind in for a penny, in for a pound to live from hand to mouth that gets my goad that chaps my hide that burns me up whatever tickles your fancy you could knock me over with a feather there's no time like the present I could whip you with one arm tied behind my back sitting on the fence I'd rather be a hammer than a nail if I had a dime for every . . . on the run there'll be hell to pay when the shit hits the fan he has a way with words there's something fishy about that a little yeast works through the whole batch of dough what in tarnation tarred and feathered walking on air walking on sunshine dat dawg don't hunt no more don't get your panties (shorts) in a bunch in the money had his bell rung went through the roof don't know shit from shinola got taken for a ride she's all twitter-pated never pet a burning dog that hits the spot mares eat oats and does eat oats you could put your eye out even a blind squirrel finds an acorn sometimes don't take any wooden nickels one brick short of a load happy as a lark tit for tat all's fair in love and war I'm in hog heaven holier than thou dance with the devil flirt with disaster play the final card smart ass get a word in edgewise shiver me timber "Timber!" case in point tin ear she has pull (clout) go figure the everyman come again? eat dirt I got hosed the melting pot we're not in Kansas anymore cold feet welcome to the club looks can be deceiving from day one now or never a shoestring budget make a fast buck what's going down? what a tangled web we weave... love thy neighbor under my skin blown away time is up it stands to reason following in his footsteps face the music four on the floor in over your head coming apart at the seams busy as a bear in a beehive nervous as a whore in church grin and bear it tied up right now heard it through the grapevine got knocked up I wasn't born yesterday give him a run for his money in the nick of time the luck of the draw got them by the short and curlies pull a boner bummer ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country go where the green lights lead you to the victor go the spoils come up short I'm not getting any younger her biological clock is ticking big brother is watching ralphed talking to ralph on the big white telephone count your blessings two sides of the same coin in a pig's eye get the show on the road not my cup of tea dyed in the wool pulling the wool over his eyes the devil is always ready to rock the cradle of the saint who sleeps beauty is a fading flower got your head in the clouds taking the scenic route putting the screws to him to assume makes an ASS out of U and ME memory like an elephant waking up on the wrong side of the bed he's thinking with the wrong head this is for the birds penny wise and pound foolish cat got your tounge? if your foresight was as good as your hindsight, we would be better by a far sight so much bad in the best of us and so much good in the worst in us that it ill-behoves us to talk about the rest of us time will tell she's in hot water time stands still not by the hair of my chinny chin chin pull your head out of your ass life's a bitch (then you die; then you marry one) thank God it's friday got your hand caught in the cookie jar life stinks shit happens it's a freckle past a hair life's too short hotter than a two dollar pistol you got your just deserves (desserts) there's a first time for everything wash your mouth out with soap got a loaf in the oven as honest as the day is long when pigs fly it will be a cold day in hell you'll know it when you see it God help us heaven help us God only knows better safe than sorry let's tie the knot in the doghouse every which way but loose waking up with the chickens coming out of the closet putting his feet to the fire light as a feather there are starving children in Africa my stomach is tied up in knots it's a long shot comparing apples to oranges children should be seen and not heard sweet 16 and never been kissed life is what you make it all in a day's work for God's sake full of hot air cute as a button pretty as a picture sweet as sugar something smells fishy does a bear shit in the woods couldn't do it to save his (soul,hide) eat your heart out tickled pink to tell you the truth to be honest with you ugly as a mud fence sly as a fox fat as a cow fly by night dumb as a stump blind as a bat out like a light you lie like a rug trying to put a square peg in a round hole fine as wine be there or be square don't be a party pooper read between the lines bottoms up busting a gut crammed in like sardines making him sing like a canary white as a sheet raking it in slick as snot on a glass doorknob you make a better door than a window Where's the Beef? NOT! isn't that special been there, seen it, done that life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are going to get that's all folks gag me with a spoon lying through your teeth everything's copasetic my head is swimming under the gun full of himself sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt me the gospel truth the best thing since little apples there's a God and I'm not him that's the $64,000 question hold down the fort I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition my little black book blue monday down to earth gathering like flies when the chips are down play the cards you're dealt I've got other fish to fry she's not the only fish in the sea turn over a new leaf a leopard doesn't change its spots eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth smarter than the average bear let me bend your ear I'll fix your little red wagon it all boils down to this no way (or why) on God's green Earth it's not all it's cracked up to be you win some you lose some as far as the eye can see throwing caution to the wind mind over matter like pigs in a poke (Doing something) to beat the band two of a kind queer as a three dollar bill tried and true better than ever good as new brand spankin' new he learned his lesson a sweet deal fashion victim now or never now's as good a time as any now's your chance a little of this, a little of that took off like a shot took off like a bat out of hell bloom where you're planted if at first you don't succeed, try, try, again just fell off the turnip truck try as I might all talk and no action sleep like a baby a new lease on life catching some ZZZ's don't bite of more than you can chew don't use a lot where a little will do take it and run with it fools rush in where angels fear to tread a good man is hard to find out with the old, in with the new keep your chin up pour it on thick made in the shade gone but not forgotten give it a rest give it the old college try sing like a bird that oughta tide you over torn asunder save by the bell can't win for losing part and parcel ...and Bob's your Uncle (British/Australian) lock, stock, and barrel higgledy Piggledy Willy Nilly it was a piece of cake as plain as the nose on your face keeping (staying) on top of it Whew! the only difference between women and girls is the price of their pearls the cat's meow the cat's pajamas nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs give a little take a little give and take his left hand doesn't know what his right hand is doing high hopes pat on the back raking in the dough rolling in the dough making money hand over fist got a hole in his pocket money burns a hole in his pocket snug as a bug in a rug live and learn penny pincher pipe down stow it clam up take a hike shove off let God sort 'em out don't fire 'til you see the whites of their eyes light a fire under it got a leg up on it take him to task sing a few lines of old woop boodle doo -- W.C. Fields come a'callin can't for the life of me remember never hurts to try just washed my hair and cant do a thing with it spineless wimp life in the fast lane so many men so little time can't blame him for trying cant say's I would stupid (foolish) is as stupid (foolish) does monkey see monkey do cat got your tongue? you can dish it out, but you sure can't take it flash in the pan step on a crack, break your mother's back sing for your supper one toe over the line fresh as a daisy butter him up innocent as the day he was born don't look back feast your eyes on this tackle my homework just a drop in the bucket cut the mustard cut the cheese can't cut it petered out there for the taking there but for the grace of God go I time-honored old standby a stone's throw away lesser of two evils so much for that stick with it tow the line put a monkeywrench in the works cat-like grace kitten on the keys old blowhard twice as nice takes its toll on you timing is everything stayed too long at the fair if God had meant for man to fly, he would've given us wings you bet your boots I'd bet my bottom dollar put up your feet and stay awhile tall tale fit to be hung fall through the cracks tall dark and handsome drive the point home playing hardball near and dear to my heart an earful easier said than done eat drink and be merry what's a little ______ among friends far and away the best hard to swallow can't beat that with a stick I hate to say this, but... built to last if I had a nickel for every time he _______, I'd be a millionaire distance makes the heart grow fonder keep your thoughts to yourself laughter is the best medicine smile and the world smiles with you, cry and you cry alone how do I love thee? watch and wait wait and see nary a word was spoken nip it in the bud nod off none too pleased unbeknownst to me/him knock it off a cheap knock off fine and dandy over and done with on to something open mouth, closed mind/ears all eyes/ears open and shut case pride before the fall contemplate my navel piss-poor packing heat packing lead bags all packed and ready to go step on it peel out pick over the ruins queen for a day rally round raising cain raise the roof roaring fire robbing peter to pay paul rest assured ring in the new year rattle trap It sounds like a thrashing machine (courtesy of Julie's father) rise and shine raise the dead wake the dead roll over in his grave stirring up trouble deep in thought ablaze with light stealing the show sounding off went storming off in a huff what are you stewing about? top of the morning trip the light fantastic tear into it like a bat out of hell teacher's pet tickle the ivories all bets are off on bended knee under the weather cry uncle all is vanity waiting in the wings while away the hours world weary wish on a star (knows it) chapter and verse sick to death of it the lord moves in mysterious ways a lot of empty flattery stop the presses! filthy rich heavens to Betsy speaking in riddles its all Greek to me just admiring the view clash of the titans plenty to go 'round back to the drawing board say what you will.... stick up for the little guy keeps her cards close to her chest spoil the fun barge right in on the house show some spine hate his guts slap on the back when push comes to shove lower the boom want my place in the sun fresh out of ideas on the level just as sweet as you please full of vinegar full of mischief cool as a cucumber pride before the fall will wonders never cease full of the devil blood brothers all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy bat the idea around make a big deal out of nothing done up like a Christmas tree sticks out like a sore thumb train of thought stuck in a rut its a sure thing flipped her lid on the double fat as a pig big as a house busy as a bee shirt off his back pretty penny rattle the rafters heaven sent face up to the facts I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy The road to ruin (hell) is paved with good intentions Is the Pope Catholic? If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound? seems just like old times It's just one of those days, I guess I beg to differ sleeping her way to the top flattery will get you nowhere there ought to be a law against that frisky as a puppy damned if you do, damned if you don't same ol' same ol' stinking to high heaven nice day for a picnic flat as a board highway robbery your place or mine stick to your guns boy howdy take it easy in for a fleecing apple of my eye eye to eye eyeball to eyeball you're the gleam in your father's eye beauty is in the eye of the beholder same song and dance I bought it for a song harder for a rich man to go to heaven than for a camel to go through the eye of a needle kick 'em when they're down nothing new under the sun he's a bubble shy of plumb doesn't know if she's washing or hanging out push the envelope the dog ate my homework the butler did it not enough room to swing a cat don't hold your breath if you play your cards right... he's gunning for a fight (or something) got off on the right foot he breasted his cards she's an open book he's an easy study better to remain silent and be thought a fool that to speak and remove all doubt my hair was on end you can never be too rich or too blonde sitting on pins and needles if it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all old habits die hard Chuck-a-nana : throwing a temper tantrum (Australian) spit the dummy : more childish than chuck-a-nana (Australian) throw a fit you're all wet he's all hat and no cattle (added by popular demand!) never in a month of sundays take a long walk off a short plank lickety-split I didn't come down the Clyde in a banana boat (Scottish, Glasgow) like chalk and cheese (English) loud (something) as all get out mean as a snake the cat's whiskers (English version of 'the cat's meow') close enough for jazz close but no cigar close enough for government work if you can't kill the king then don't wound him he's an inch deep and a mile wide Don't get your knickers in a twist (english) he's not the sharpest knife in the cabinet lightning never strikes twice No way, Jose smack dab in the middle carrot on a stick busy as a one-armed paperhanger Jiminy Christmas where the rubber meets the road the place was crawling with cops (hookers, something) kicked (took it) in the huevos stupid is as stupid does check it out might as well, can't dance there's something I've been meaning to tell you success has a thousand fathers while failure is an orphan catch hell if I do, catch hell if I don't can't (won't) get to first base with her. bite your tongue. bite your lip. threw up my hands (in concession/in disgust) the only people I trust are you and me , and I am not too sure about you! you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. the tale of the tape the tail that wagged the dog and we're not just whistling dixie knock yourself out scraping the bottom of the barrel the whole shootin' match one man's meat is another man's poison you say potayto, I say potahto. nice work, if you can get it show me the money! take it at face value slow and steady wins the race if you love something set it free turn the other cheek cleanliness is next to Godliness a necessary evil I never met a man (horse, etc.) I didn't like a winning combination nice cage, no bird a few fries short of a happy meal a few sandwiches short of a picnic that's like a turtle on a fence post is a frog's asshole watertight? does the Pope wear a funny hat? every rose has its thorn a closed mouth gathers no feet make a statement without saying a word blunt words have the sharpest edge twiddling your thumbs get the peanut butter out of your ears who pissed in your Cheerios? Alrighty then! As if!! back in a sec my heart sank nice play, Shakespeare. you have to stand for something or you'll fall for anything I have an ax to grind fall head over heels a far cry as welcome as a skunk at a lawn party he/she is as dense as a London fog that's some ole good not for nothing, but... back in the saddle like water off a duck's back like a duck on a June Bug Lord willin' and the creeks don't rise water, water everywhere, but not a drop to drink the girl next door cold hands, warm heart the devil is in the details if you've seen one you've seen 'em all for the love of God/Pete/Mike gimme a break not for all the tea in China what's that got to do with the price of eggs in chicago one man's foul weather is another man's fair the nail that sticks up gets hammered down little strokes fell great oaks when the tide goes out the rocks begin to show U is part of US when you start picking out people you start leaving people out talking out of your head the acorn doesn't fall far from the tree glowing like a good deed in a naughty world the stronger the breeze the stronger the trees get ahead early and stay ahead late twice as strong as an ox and half as smart sweating like a pig you lie like a dog she drinks like a fish busy as a one-legged man in an ass kickin' contest let's get the ball rolling altitude is determined by attitude all dressed up and nowhere to go not even! runs like a top take it on the lam who could forget the one that got away he single handedly destroyed an empire it isn't all sweetness and light that's par for the course scattered to the four winds fleet footed (fleet of foot) staying power the belle of the ball creme de la creme foot loose and fancy free here's your hat, what's your hurry? an oldie, but a goodie roll out the red carpet you hit the nail on the head he was just a port in the storm all paled in comparison to feather your nest it's got a great beat, but you can't dance to it read it and weep that's easy for you to say the night is young and so are we small world, isn't it? that's the long and short of it funny you mention it I haven't a clue I haven't the foggiest fair weather friend what on earth is wrong with me (you)? you're dead meat thin as six o'clock flat as a long-poured champagne she gave me a withering glance a long ways away poker face they gave him carte blanche take off, you hoser, eh? driving the porcelain bus a face only a mother could love talking behind his back made it by the skin of my teeth quit horsing around! he's all flibberty jibbets its a dog's life treated like a dog how's that for a .... well this is a fine how do you do I can't stand it she's hot to trot once in a dog's age she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down it was a white-knuckle ride what a way to go way to go Einstein! I'll be the judge of that, thank you some things are better left unsaid why don't we all chip in keeping the world safe for democracy he's got more _____ (money,wives) than he knows what to do with I'll see you in hell she's ALL THAT bored to tears young, dumb and full of ,uh, ... rum Ah, to be young and foolish... if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all But enough about me ... just thought I'd throw that in sorry Charlie whatever turns you on.... its all cut and dried that's the whole ball of wax that's the way the ball bounces well how do you like *them* apples? the more we learn, the less we know he made a mad dash for it it just goes to show... its like my daddy used to say don't make me do something I'll regret don't do anything *I* wouldn't do red sky in the morning, sailor's warning; red sky at night, sailor's delight he was the life of the party he was talking into his hat [lying] no one here but us chickens! my hat's off to you kill 'em with kindness, I always say in a New York minute once in a coon's age you can't take it with you Halt! Who goes there! women and children first! all for one, and one for all every man for himself! am I my brother's keeper? he/she was like a brother/son/father/sister/mother/daughter to me batten down the hatches, lower the boom, raise the misenmast: full speed ahead!! it's a one-horse town they threw the book at him this town's not big enough for the two of us get outta town by sundown fancy meeting you here.. peaches and cream complexion going against the tide there now, that wasn't so bad, was it? smart cookies don't crumble eager beaver upsy-daisy/oopsy-daisy happy camper the full monty whatever floats your boat it's a catch 22 if you were any closer, it would bite you I'll procrastinate later why do today what you can put off 'til tomorrow you wash my back, I'll wash yours that sucks! a shotgun wedding a real gulley washer a new do close only counts in horseshoes I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair your ass is grass that's skull duggery idle hands are the devil's workshop idle chit-chat dumb like a fox busy hands are happy hands the nail that sticks up gets pounded down (Japanese) ignorance of the law is no excuse love and hate are two horns on the same goat run with the fox and bark with the hounds already got one paw on the chicken coop oh, to be a fly on the wall snow job there's more where that came from just what the doctor ordered golly gee willikers! blaze a new trail love is a many splendored thing he's really on the ball touchy feelie he's a corn-fed hick that argument doesn't hold water the fickle finger of fate he's feeling his oats she's out sowing her wild oats darting to and fro he's a bald faced liar now this won't hurt a bit he's really laying it on thick don't have a cow this could be the start of something big don't fly off the handle name your poison name that tune gave it a wide berth steer clear of it by all means, after you I can't tell you what a pleasure its been / It's been a pleasure that's about the size of it it was an ill-fated idea he put one over on me you can't put anything past her is nothing sacred? banding together to beat the odds I'll leave you with something to chew on tingling with anticipation its all topsy turvy staring off into space/nowhere everything's hunky dory a mexican standoff hanky panky he's scared of his own shadow scaredy-cat let's forge ahead, shall we what's cookin' good lookin'? I put two and two together... oh, woe is me he can't see the forest for the trees hotter than a mouse in a wool sock quit while you're ahead a white elephant gift that baby runs like a scalded dog imitation is the sincerest form of flattery Not a spinning wheel in the kingdom and then you prick your finger! It's autumn in her mouth and all her tongue can do is rustle! Dressed better than Sunday! Came to the conclusion of his travelling thoughts! He was Aladdin in an orchard dripping with diamonds! Plain as a rainy Tuesday! The glass of the mirror simply melted away! Good one! Smart is better than Stupid. No shit, sherlock. While the tailor rests, the needle rusts. (Swedish) The strongest winds blow on the highest mountains.(Swedish) Scared dogs bark most.(Swedish) No victory without a battle.(Swedish) If you can't see the bottom, don't put your foot in the water.(Swedish) You can't learn to swim without getting in the water.(Swedish) When the lion is dead, the hares jump on his back.(Swedish) Don't trust the lock to which everyone has a key.(Swedish) Lots of honey makes bees lazy.(Swedish) Every man has stupid thoughts, only wise men keep them quiet.(Swedish) Nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it themselves.(Swedish) You throw filth on the living and flowers on the dead.(Swedish) In still weather everyone is a good sailor.(Swedish) You must row with the oars that you have.(Swedish) Short pleasures are often long regretted.(Swedish) One for the books Better the devil you know than the devil you don't. Some pots you don't stir Hugged him closer than peel does a banana If his word were a bridge - you'd be afraid to cross! Too many chiefs and not enough Indians Tell your story walking On ya bike! (Australian?) the show must go on Any friend of _________'s is a friend of mine. Mi Casa es Su Casa.
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