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To: ChinuSFO who wrote (75993)5/25/2010 4:18:56 PM
From: SiouxPal  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 149317
 
Experts Propose Plugging Oil Leak with BP Executives
Submerging Execs Could Be 'Win-Win'

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – At a conference of oil leak experts in Washington today, attendees proposed plugging the massive oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico with executives of BP, the company responsible for the catastrophic spill.

“We’ve tried containment domes, rubber tires, and even golf balls,” said William Cathermeyer of the National Oil Leakage Institute, a leading consultancy in the field of oil leaks. “Now it’s time to shove some BP executives down there and hope for the best.”

Submerging the oil company executives thousands of feet below the ocean’s surface could be a “win-win” situation, Mr. Cathermeyer said.

“Best-case scenario, they plug the leak,” he said. “And at the very least, they’ll shut the fuck up.”

But even as the oil leak experts proposed their unorthodox solution, environmental expert Marilyn Sufranski warned of the possible negative consequences of plugging the oil leak with BP executives.

“The Gulf of Mexico is slimy enough already,” she said.



To: ChinuSFO who wrote (75993)5/25/2010 4:23:17 PM
From: tejek  Respond to of 149317
 
BP and RIG have gone green.

You think this is because of anticipation that it will succeed?


I guess its not well known but they are running diagnostics today. Depending on what those numbers say determines whether they do the top kill tomorrow or not. I am assuming the numbers are saying go for it and that's why BP and RIG went green. That's my opinion and I could well be wrong.

Is it still gushing out at the same pressure it did initially? If yes, then I will keep my fingers crossed.

They figure there is a 60-70% chance the top kill will work. Hopefully, it will work because the latest reports suggest the oil spewing out of the pipe is becoming heavier and more toxic.



To: ChinuSFO who wrote (75993)5/25/2010 4:32:58 PM
From: Wharf Rat  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 149317
 
I think the pressures have been dropping. If I run across some comments, I'll link you.