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To: ralfph who wrote (41727)5/28/2010 10:28:39 AM
From: mimur4 Recommendations  Respond to of 233800
 
too funny...'the book of botoxology'...a misunderstood prophet walks amongst us



To: ralfph who wrote (41727)5/28/2010 10:30:35 AM
From: Cheeky Kid  Respond to of 233800
 
I nominated you for the Classic Posts on SI:
Message 26572656

and the only reason we have a night time is because the power companies created it so they could profit from increased sales of electricity .


That was freaking funny!!!



To: ralfph who wrote (41727)5/28/2010 11:07:32 AM
From: Michael Mc Donough1 Recommendation  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 233800
 
You've got to admit these threads would be awfully boring without Botox. Thanksfully all the sheep can't be herded into the coral.



To: ralfph who wrote (41727)5/28/2010 11:21:29 AM
From: ogi  Respond to of 233800
 



To: ralfph who wrote (41727)5/28/2010 11:21:56 AM
From: ogi2 Recommendations  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 233800
 
When did Elvis die ???

:)



To: ralfph who wrote (41727)5/28/2010 12:09:45 PM
From: E. Charters2 Recommendations  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 233800
 
Right on just about all counts.

You forgot:

Women invented beer to allow men to see them as better looking and make them more amenable to spending money.

High end retailers pay movie stars to shoplift for publicity.

There are addictive agents added to junk food and beer.

Medical science is not allowed to develop cures for cancer and heart disease because it would eventually end the profitability of drug companies.

The CIA owns all the newspapers and TV stations in the Western World.

Televisions are actually two-way.

The biggest fans of cop shows are crooks. In fact bad ways of committing crime are routinely written into cop shows in order to make it easy to catch copy cat criminals. They are also intended to make people commit more crime in order to increase the size of the police force and to exert more state control. Only when everyone is a transgressor and everyone under state supervision will government be satisfied. Now you can clearly see that our government policies are a plot by our enemies. A duped citizen who votes for greater exercise of domestic authority over himself and his neighbours is the best friend of the foreign tyrant who would conquer him.

The Internet was invented by the military to monitor the communications of citizens as it is too hard to open all that mail. The Russian Military, who secretly control the US military. And they figured out it would be possible to break all the secrets codes. Thus people feeling secure using them, would blissfully be divulging all their secrets in email.

The US banks actually own all the Swiss Banks. Swiss banking secrecy is a crock to make crooks put their money there. After all crime and banking is where the money is.

Elvis may be dead, but his illegitimate son is alive. Now fess up, why are you hiding it when a DNA test could make you rich?

EC<:-}



To: ralfph who wrote (41727)5/28/2010 12:13:32 PM
From: E. Charters  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 233800
 
Why do you think they have suppressed Infrared night vision goggles that run off starlite without batteries? Impossible? Cats can see in a perfectly dark room. If cats can do it, it can be built by man.

But make those goggles available and every battery, electric light manufacturer, and most of the power stations would be out of business, wouldn't they?

But the military has had them since the WWII. Radar was just a cover.

EC<:-}



To: ralfph who wrote (41727)5/28/2010 2:09:12 PM
From: Proud Deplorable  Respond to of 233800
 
Why don't you call the survivor from the explosion weird? You know, the one on the 60 minutes story that you didn't watch? He is one among many that claims that because of their greed that BP purposely caused the event. Huh? Huh?