To: ViperChick Secret Agent 006.9 who wrote (28004 ) 11/7/1997 3:17:00 PM From: Frederick Langford Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 58727
Lisa, Nice to see you back. Thanks for TBR, What a trader, those huge spikes up and down are the only thing that's making me any money <G> Now for our much needed levity: << > > > Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the > > > world, > > > I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not > > > with all those flies and death and stuff. > > > -- Mariah Carey > > > > > > Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? > > > Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, > > > because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live > > > forever, > > > but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever. > > > -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest > > > > > > Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same > > > reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered > > > other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are. > > > > > > --Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22 > > > > > > I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the > > > law. > > > -- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering > > > accusations > > > that he failed to pay his taxes. > > > > > > Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of > > > your life. > > > -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become > > > spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign > > > > > > I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. > > > > > > -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward > > > > > > Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates > > > in > > > the country. > > > -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C. > > > > > > Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be > > > discontinued...Reason: it has been reported to our office that you > > > expired on January 1,1976. > > > -- Letter from the Illinois Department of Public Aid > > > > > > The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this > > > century's history....We all lived in this century. I didn't live in > > > this century. > > > -- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republican vice > > > presidential candidate during a news conference in which he > > > > > > was asked his opinion of the Holocaust > > > > > > The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make > > > them unsafe. > > > -- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia > > > > > > I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly > > > underpolluted. > > > -- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, > > > > > > explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third > > > > > > World countries > > > > > > After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, > > > the > > > school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David > > > Steele to the post. > > > -- Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, > > > Barrington, Rhode Island > > > > > > The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing. > > > -- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on > > > the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series>> Surely makes you understand why contrarian plays usually work <VBG> Fred