To: Janice Shell who wrote (4377 ) 11/7/1997 6:40:00 PM From: Jacques Chitte Read Replies (1) | Respond to
...just as a great barrel of a man barged into the bar. No neck, no waist, not a hair on his disturbingly fleshy head. Only one eye seemed to work right. He took notice of the unwonted feminine presence at the bar. With a broad grin of recognition, he roared above the crowd: "Vaaaaj! Vajjie, you auld snapper!" He elbowed his way over and lustily extended his diatribe. "So what's an old campaigner like you doing in a nice place like this?" Vagina tried to ignore him, but he cut right in front of her date and took her face in his huge hands. She got a special grip on his elbows, and he immediately dropped his arms as if he'd touched fire. "Gawd, not you. Still being a complete prick, I see. I thought they'd locked you away from polite society."lady , howzabout a nice water&vinegar?"
