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To: Wayners who wrote (37431)9/11/2010 1:43:53 PM
From: John3 Recommendations  Respond to of 103300
 
Sure! But first, a little innocent humor...

A Black man was praying privately and asked, "Lord, why is my nose so big and my nostrils so wide?"

God replied, "I gave you a large nose and extra-wide nostrils so that when you are chasing wild game in Africa, you can breathe in an adequate supply of oxygen, allowing you to run faster, catch your food, and not go hungry."

The Black man smiled and asked, "Lord, why is my skin so black?"

God replied, "I gave you black skin to help protect you from the intense rays of the African sun."

The black man smiled and asked, "Lord, why is my hair so greasy and nappy?"

God replied, "I gave you greasy, nappy hair so that it would not become entangled in the African underbrush while you are hunting low for game in the bush."

The black man smiled and said, "Thank you, Lord, but, beggin' your pardon, sir, if you gave me a big nose with extra-wide nostrils, coal-black skin, and greasy, nappy hair to help me survive in Africa, then what am I doin' in Detroit, Michigan?"

Exacerbated, God sighed and replied, "Yes, my child. What indeed!" -g-