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To: lavalamp who wrote (3028)11/12/1997 12:42:00 AM
From: Don Pueblo  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12754
 
The Chicken Nation is a clever ruse to distract humans from the real work. You think we would actually let a human join the club? All of these silly humans making their little chicken signs and giving their little chicken handshakes are going to be quite suprised when the real BIG CHICKEN descends upon them with beak and claw. What was once a cute symbol used in random graffiti will appear before them in real flesh and blood. The time used by these hapless humans to realize their mistake will be short and dominated by the thought running through their heads...

Oh shit, there's a twelve foot chicken tearing the head off of a person right in front of me. Now he's looking at ME!

You, lavalamp, can live though. You have opposable thumbs (which are useful to us) and you tell funny jokes.

TLC