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To: Brumar89 who wrote (11098)	12/16/2010 7:57:45 PM
From: Solon	Respond to of 69300

You out all ready? If you are looking for King Pin, he has been moved to the SPCA. I am afraid you are not permitted access to him pending your court appearances! Message 27032098 "Breaking news: The two Village Idiots (Brumster and Eeek) have been taken into custody after apparently manhandling their own Members after a rooster show gone awry. Indications are that unmentionable behavior went on for hours behind the closed screen door of this little Coop (rhymes with STOOP) of Cacklers. Eventually, however, the chickens decided to Squawk--and authorities were called. “I got S S Sooo excited,” stammered Brumster as he was led through he crowd of curious onlookers. “Mr. Rooster was so ex ci ci cited and I got into his head and he was having his way with other rooster and he was s s s sooo handsome and…<who can blame me??” Well, apparently society can: “This was a sick and sordid act by a worthless individual. The fact that he is dumb as a squirrel’s nuts does not excuse him for this heinous act,” opined neighbor, Solon Moralsrus, while chewing up a roast beef sandwich and swilling from a large flask of wine. “Him and his little sawed-off runt of a buddy are just too damn weird. They spend hours together in that little shack with the hens and roosters. All day long you can hear all of them cackling in there--happy as heifers on skunk weed--and feathers flying out that one broken window to beat the band. Somethin ain’t right?” Neighbors say that the other culprit, Eeek, was a frequent visitor to the little shack where Brumster shared a small room with two roosters and 5 hens. The only thing Eeek said as he was led away was, “I ain’t sordid. Jesus my friend. Jesus make rainbow for me!” Lawyers for the two say they will enter pleas of not guilty by reason of indecency, insanity, stupidity, and a complete absence of brain cells! Preliminary tests are said to show a yellow pus occupying the cranial cavity in place of gray matter! As well, they point a long finger at the rooster who was having his way with another rooster which THEY claim triggered a post traumatic stress reaction in the two Village Office Holders. Lead lawyer, Long Snout, spoke to the Press and made it clear that he was instructing his team to erect a case that manhandling your own Member “is or is not unconstitutional. ““There is a certain equivalency of motive and value which needs to be acknowledged as militating against full authority in dealing with cases of sexual traumatization and understandable excitement. As well, there is a competency factor which would make it a crime for my clients to even be tried. It is clear they were led on and manipulated by the far superior intellectual capacity of both Roosters and this is well documented as Coop (rhymes with STOOP) COERCION.” NewsFromBehind at Iccky Eeeky Oink will be keeping you informed on this and other matters of breaking interest as they occur."