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To: David Weis who wrote (28226)	11/12/1997 10:04:00 AM
From: ViperChick Secret Agent 006.9	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 58727

Nah david...she was just recycling old jokes... but I should give you credit for sending me jokes to give my spirit a lift.. but these dont apply to you of course....because you are more like a woman ......ROFLMAOSHIH.. especially...the B....B....B....right, electric?! HAHAHAHAHHAHA edit-rhett (go to mirc)...hey electric..Joe K just said he doesnt think they open TBR unless they can move it 3 or 4 points!!! here is some more for those who need some humor while the market is tanking The Last 10 Things any Man Would Ever Say ... 1) I think The Village People are cool. 2) While I'm up, can I get you a beer? 3) I think hairy butts are really sexy. 4) Her tits are just too big. 5) Sometimes I just want to be held. 6) That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody. 7) Maybe I could do the dishes tonight. 8) We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I get to hold your purse. 9) The hell with Monday Night Football, how about if we watch Murphy Brown together. 10) I think we're lost, we'd better pull over and ask someone for directions. Things would change if MEN GOT PREGNANT ... 1) Maternity leave would be two years, with full pay. 2) There would be a cure for stretch marks. 3) Natural childbirth would become obsolete. 4) Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem. 5) All methods of birth control would finally be 100% effective. 6) Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. 7) Men would be eager to talk about commitment. 8) They wouldn't think twins were so cute. 9) Sons would be home from dates by 10:00 PM. 10) Briefcases would be used as diaper bags. 11) Patenity suits would be a fashion line of clothes. 12) They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. 13) Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees. 14) Women would rule the world.