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To: Greg or e who wrote (12308)1/6/2011 8:07:20 PM
From: Solon  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 69300
 
Or as God said. "I shall put my shit in the sky for all to see. When the clouds come you will see my shit in the sky and I will see my shit; And when I see it, it will help me to remember that I an hereby promising you to never murder you all with water again! Next time I have something else planned--if I can just remember where I put it?? It is in a pile here somewhere...

Oh...I remember--I am going to smother all of you in DUNG!!"

Remember, I am putting it in the sky AND it WILL remind you of my promise to you!

Now, in years to come 30% of you will interpret what I said to mean that there was no rain before I said this. You will have huge debates with atheists about how I watered the ground with the mist of waters and rain was not needed. Others of you will argue that I did not understand the English Language because I hadn't invented it yet (I didn't invent English until the Tower of Babel when humans got uncomfortably close to where I live)! Man those bricks were piling up!!

Others of you will say, so what? Yabwee can make plants photosynthesize without sunlight. So what can't he do?! Well, I don't care what you retards think. I made you and I can cover you with dung. AND I WILL!!

Except I won't use any on greg or ee. He is already so fertilized he might commence to grow! And I promised my brother, Satan, I would keep his shit for him in manageable sizes!