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To: Druss who wrote (3035)11/12/1997 11:54:00 PM
From: tcarnes  Respond to of 12754
 
dear druss, did you hear about the silicon life size doll
no blowing up and they have a 2 hole and 3 hole model
The 3 hole is extra. You can have it in any style you
want sheep chicken or your any movie star or rock
star or maybe even someone you know. it can be a problem
for storage any ideas. tj.



To: Druss who wrote (3035)11/13/1997 12:19:00 AM
From: Blue On Black  Respond to of 12754
 
SI MIDNIGHT RAG
We apologize for the fact that our editor has gone awol. He seems to have suffered a major 'Chupacabra' attack and is still recovering. SI is still determined to report 'All the news that isn't worth reporting' and will fall back on our backup editors as soon as they sober up and finish detox.



To: Druss who wrote (3035)11/13/1997 12:53:00 AM
From: Blue On Black  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12754
 
SI MIDNIGHT RAG - SPECIAL EDITION - Batesville, AR
The quiet of this little town was disturbed over the weekend by numerous reports of a naked man who was screaming about 12 ft chickens running down Main St. Authorities seem to be baffled by his repeated 'streak' but SI was able to locate a source who claimed to be able to explain things on condition that we protect his identity.
Our source said, "It's nothing to worry about, tcarnes just got in to my distillings. Only problem is that I was working on a secret project for Boiler Room Discount Brokers. It seems Druss is worried about 12 ft chickens and wanted me to see what I could do. I got a hold of Larry V., who had a whole mess of feed that he couldn't do anything with - for some reason - and bought the whole kit'n'kaboodle. I was trying to come up with a formula that would make possums 6 ft tall or at least they would think that they was 6 ft tall. I knew I could do it since "Ol' Paint-Peeler" makes me feel 10 ft tall and bullet-proof. Anyhow, Larry come up with this 'special' grain and he said it would do things that I wouldn't believe so I run it through my rheumatiz machine. I told TC to watch the machine while I went to look for a possum to test the batch on. When I come back, TC and the special batch was both gone. I really think that this may have something to do with the naked man. I figure that since I used the last of the habaneroes in the recipe, that TC is about Amarillo now.I figure the laps up and down Main were just building revs for a straight shot. I sure hope he found some close since I found his by a set of rubber Nike tracks. Sure do wonder what was in that grain."

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