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To: longnshort who wrote (13411)2/6/2011 12:02:26 PM
From: Solon  Respond to of 69300
 
Thanks for letting your wife wear the black dress. Sorry that she got it torn a wee bit. She caught it on a sharp corner of the fridge when she was doing it from behind.

She was doing that eagle feather thing again today. "Fly me hard and high BIGGGG EAAAAGGLE!! AhhhhHHHHHHHhhhH!!

She passed on your request to me and the answer is, NO! I'm sorry. The last time I loaned you a sheep it came back with a bloody rectum. Now, I'm not short of money--but on the other hand--I won't tolerate animal abuse. Now your wide has shared information with me (we talk a bit, you know). And my animals have THEIR OWN FRIENDS--ok??

Your wife really ENJOYS shaving here because I have the expensive razors. I hope you don't mind? I know you don't like it when she shaves...but I can't have her crawling around on my floors looking like a reject from the humane society.

Now, smarten up and look after your wife. She is a decent person deep down inside, and you need to pay her a little attention. This animal thing can be taken too far, you know? Find friends that walk on two legs. God gave you two legs for a reason. Think about it...