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To: maintenance who wrote (3943)11/14/1997 9:08:00 PM
From: GOLDIGER  Respond to of 26850
 
Hello maintenance, I'll tell you how low the price of gold is going. I walked by McDonalds today and their latest promtion said they were giving away a quarter pound of gold for every "quarter pounder" bought.

It gets even worse. Some of my Jewish friends, the Goldmans and the Goldsteins, are changing their names to Platstein and Platman.

Even more worse, the American Acadamy of Recording Artists today announced that they will no longer be issuing gold records. They do not want to insult the recording artists.

And even more worse. The Oxford English Dictionary of Popular Phrases has deleated the phrase "Good as Gold."

Even more worse than before, The U.S mint announced today it was melting down all their gold bars to recover the .1% silver content.

But perhaps the worst news of all: Those zany geriatrics The Golden Girls" will not be airing their reunion special this Christmas - Actually that is good news but you get my point.

PLATDIGER