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To: Brumar89 who wrote (613628)5/28/2011 9:38:52 PM
From: Brumar89  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1577165
 
Did Anyone Order a WeinerGram?

This is a laughter rich set of circumstances.

Somehow we need to get CJ on the case, he's defended Clinton lying under oath, he's defended the Pelosi district waivers, he's defended Letcherman, surely he'll defend Weiner too.

Is this the recipient of one discount factory-seconds WeinerGram?

I don't know. I continue assuming, as Weiner says, that his Twitter account and his separate-company yfrog picture account were simultaneously hacked, and then someone sent this stuff to a college student in Seattle, and also, for reasons I don't get, he previously posted a helpful "that's about 5:45 in Seattle" tweet when discussing an upcoming appearance on Maddow.

I also assume that, after immediately wrestling control of these accounts from the mischievous malefactors, he deleted the offensive material, rather than preserving the evidence for the police, and the upcoming prosecution of the hackers, who he must surely wish to face the full consequences of law; I assume he did so just because he was so shocked that he wasn't thinking clearly, and in fact was so stunned by this invasion of his boner zone of privacy that he coincidentally began acting like a man caught doing something wrong.

As I say, I'm assuming all of this is legit and on the level, and that this poor man is being hacked by someone with pictures of what looks like it's probably his boner.

How these identity-thieves and boner-bandits managed this high-level COIN operation, I don't know. But Weiner says this is what happened, and he's never lied before, at least that I can tell.

So for right now, I'm just assuming that Anthony Weiner is every bit as honest in his personal life as he is in his professional life, every bit as straight and true in his personal dealings as in his political posturings.

Every. Single. Bit.

Let me give the Magic 8-Ball of Plausibility a shake:

REALLY?! REALLY!? ARE YOU SERIOUS??!!

Oh well. Sometimes the Magic 8-Ball of Plausibility has a technical glitch.

minx.cc

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What normal woman gets off on pix of that type? Srsly. Ick.
Posted by: Y-not at May 28, 2011 08:20 PM

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Posted by: Jenn Sturger at May 28, 2011 08:23 PM (BeusG)

24 It's like the gal in our shipping department said
"The Penis is a sentient being parasitically attached to an animal host."

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at May 28, 2011 08:23 PM (H+LJc)

25 He'th my new favowite cowweague.

Posted by: Barney Frank at May 28, 2011 08:23 PM (veZ9n)

26 justpaste.it
Posted by: yarrr at May 28, 2011 08:23 PM (GkRKz)

27 It was a setup; a covert action by Boner Team Six.

Posted by: Michael Haz at May 28, 2011 08:24 PM (DCtkJ)

28 How did the hackers get a picture of his boner?

Wait, who doesn't have pictures of their boners just laying around?

Posted by: Brett Favre at May 28, 2011 08:24 PM (bgcml)

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Of course I'm out looking for some stange. My wife is hot, but she's queer as three dollar bill.

Posted by: Anthony "Raging" Weiner at May 28, 2011 08:18 PM (C0Z3w)

Hey any time you're up for a threeway big boy.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 28, 2011 08:27 PM (bgcml)

Say, there were rumors about Hill and Houma, now married to the Weiner. Maybe this has something to do with it.

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I want this to be true just because if Weiner ends up disgraced enough to leave office (although I don't believe the man has enough shame to do so) Glen Beck and Pat Gray's gloating will be legendary, even better than when Alan Grayson lost.

Posted by: Palandine at May 28, 2011 08:26 PM (g7D8V)

Well, maybe if he killed the girl in question . . . oh, well, maybe if he raped . . . oh, well maybe if he openly hated blacks . . . never mind. He's not going to resign.
Posted by: Kennedy, Clinton, & Byrd LLC at May 28, 2011 08:32 PM (lT0LC)

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Not completely off-topic but did anyone else watch our bonehead-in-chief's press conference in Poland this morning?

Obama in Pole-land? Weinergrams? I LOVE MY JOB!

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at May 28, 2011 08:41 PM (bgcml)

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