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To: Tenchusatsu who wrote (614031)6/1/2011 10:17:03 AM
From: bentway  Respond to of 1575761
 
Seoul to Troops: Stop Using Kim Pics for Target Practice

CADETS WILL BE TOLD TO STOP DEFACING IMAGES

By John Johnson, Newser Staff
newser.com
Posted Jun 1, 2011 8:28 AM CDT

(NEWSER) – In North Korea, images of Kim Jong Il and heir apparent are treated as holy icons. In the South, soldiers use them for target practice. Or at least they did until local media showed them doing so. Now Seoul has ordered cadets to stop decorating their rifle ranges with the Kims, in an apparent bid to keep tensions from boiling over again, reports AFP. One military official said troops were merely "boosting battle spirit."

No more: "The ministry will send a directive to the military to refrain from using such targets and to use standard targets," said a military spokesman. (Click to read about the North's recent good-will gesture of freeing an American.)



To: Tenchusatsu who wrote (614031)6/1/2011 10:39:07 AM
From: bentway  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1575761
 
Onion's 'Abortionplex' Gets Yelp Page

IT'S 'FUN FUN FUN,' USERS RAVE

By Evann Gastaldo, Newser Staff
newser.com
Posted Jun 1, 2011 9:08 AM CDT

(NEWSER) – The Abortionplex started out as a whopper of an Onion tale, but took on a life of its own when a few Facebook users, believing it was true, got hilariously angry about it. Now it has spawned a Yelp page, complete with a 3.5-star rating based on more than 100 "reviews." Sample lines:

“I recommend getting a season pass like I did! I got the Gold Package so I can bring 2 girlfriends with me and their abortions are covered. Such a good deal and a bonding moment.”

“The food court was as everyone has said. amazing? I spent the time gathering free samples (Chick Fil-A FTW) and got to slowly enjoy an Orange Julius as my niece had her lawfully obligatory sonogram.”

“The only way it could be better would be if they offered drive-thru service, but I guess you just can't rush some things.”

“I can't support the Abortionplex anymore. I used to bring girls there every few months, back when it was called ‘Abortion Place.’ Now I go, and the lines are way to long, and it's all commercialized.”

“Originally came to the 'Plex on a whim with a LivingSocial Instant Deal... what a gem! For $11 I was treated to the their ‘lunch’ combo of a basic abortion AND an order of General Tso's chicken.”