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To: Oblivious who wrote (306041)	6/10/2011 12:05:48 AM
From: joseffy	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 306849

Teddy Kennedy was kept awake at night by the sound of his liver crying. Teddy Kennedy was shocked and confounded to discover they actually sell Coke without Jack Daniels. Teddy Kennedy didn't sniff the cork, he chewed it. Teddy Kennedy liked a splash of coffee in his morning whiskey. Teddy Kennedy was addressed by three separate liquor store owners as "the guy who paid for my houseboat." Teddy Kennedy's liver entered itself in a Tough Man competition. Teddy Kennedy always drank Irish Coffee for breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol. Teddy Kennedy never drank anything stronger than vodka before breakfast. If it weren’t for the olives in his martinis, Teddy Kennedy would have starved to death. Teddy Kennedy had a reserved parking space at four different liquor stores. Teddy Kennedy gave directions with liquor stores and bars the the major landmarks, i.e., "You'll pass Argonaut's Liquors on the left and Scooter's on the right, then turn right on the street between the Satire Lounge and the Lion's Lair, then continue until you see the tree that looks like a huge martini glass."