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To: Hoatzin who wrote (808)11/17/1997 10:50:00 AM
From: TEDennis  Respond to of 4295
 
Kevin: Please have your business cards reprinted. Your new title is

"Vice President of Humane Resources, with special attention to alien beings from outer space, but of course they wouldn't be aliens unless they're from outer space, otherwise they'd be human beings and therefore fall under the Humane portion of the responsibilities, and if you don't like that you can stuff it."

By the way, the Federation of Mars sends their regards.

They also asked if you would kindly return their universal translator. It seems they've lost the ability to communicate with the Venusians.

TED



To: Hoatzin who wrote (808)11/17/1997 12:32:00 PM
From: Peach  Respond to of 4295
 
Kevin,

I, for one, really appreciate the countless hours you have dedicated to the education of us "uninformed posters" on SI (aka "The little guys")! Keep up the good work.

Norm
FBN - Far Out



To: Hoatzin who wrote (808)11/17/1997 1:03:00 PM
From: lavalamp  Respond to of 4295
 
Kevin,

I found a copy of this in my in box this morning.
www-csag.cs.uiuc.edu
(just type in your name and 10 paragraphs to get your copy of the letter)
It was signed by Norm. Not sure what it means but thought you would be interested.

Just passing along the info.

I remain a keeper of secrets.

Lava the Sly Lamp

(current mole,future bestseller author of "TATTLER", future TA,former newletter tout extrinsic)



To: Hoatzin who wrote (808)11/17/1997 1:38:00 PM
From: Tom C  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 4295
 
NEWCOMERS' GATE TO FBNA: If you are new to FBNA and want to acquire as much knowledge of the company as possible, well good luck. However, we strongly recommend you to start right here and follow the links that contain the most thorough, reliable and well structured sources of information (along with the latest news and gossip) on investing in FBNA. Happy reading! Updated 11/17/1997 1:30 pm

exchange2000.com

Regards

Tom

ps: All the real news is found in the FBNA Club House. The FBNA Club House does not show up for you, you say? Well, that means you are not invited.



To: Hoatzin who wrote (808)11/17/1997 5:04:00 PM
From: Janice Shell  Respond to of 4295
 
Try to relax, Kevin:

WE ARE A COBOL PEOPLE...



To: Hoatzin who wrote (808)11/18/1997 12:26:00 AM
From: Jeffrey S. Mitchell  Respond to of 4295
 
Egad ... what a problem for the Earth Y2K market ...

Oh, wait a minute ... maybe we can use our Powerbooks and propose some sort of alliance.

Boy, if all these aliens are still here, who knows who we can trust.

Ooooopppsss .... did I just scare everyone???

(Note to self: Gotta' be more careful in the future.)

JSM



To: Hoatzin who wrote (808)11/18/1997 1:59:00 AM
From: Done, gone.  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 4295
 
Are these guys in on it?!

UNITED STATES INFORMATION AGENCY - Revised Exchange...:

ins.usdoj.gov[jump!3A!27chapter1!27]/doc/{@13}/hits_only?

Partial quote:

"Any alien who ... became a participant in an Exchange-Visitor Program involving a ... physical presence ... requirement of section 212(e)"

(looking over shoulder)

Alien enemy, one who owes allegiance to a government at war with ours. --Abbott.

Bounced Czech
(FBN - Alliance!)



To: Hoatzin who wrote (808)11/29/1997 10:45:00 PM
From: Josef Svejk  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 4295
 
Humbly report, Kevin, any idea who put this up in the Clubhouse?

======================================================================
The introductory post for this thread:
======================================================================
FBN Consulting - Red Hot Year 2000 Powerhouse!!!!!
This thread is for promoting a specific stock. It is NOT for reference and discussion of the Year 2000 Impact on the stock market and society.

For Year 2000 stock discussion, see this thread:
exchange2000.com
======================================================================

If we allow people to start making posts regarding other specific Y2K stocks here ... how many people, from other threads, will start making posts about Y2K companies they've invested in? They could all make the same argument ... that their post was "reflective of the industry as a whole in relationship to the FBNA problem".

As you're aware many people who are skeptical of FBNA accuse those who invest in FBNA, as well as consultants and companies involved in the FBNA fix ... as HYPING to make money.

Those of us, you included, realize the problem is REAL. It's not hype. It's hard enough to get many to take this FBNA issue seriously. That's why I try to maintain the integrity of this thread by NOT discussing other specific Y2K stocks.
======================================================================

With humble thanks in advance, I remain, humbly dreaming by the mail slot of the mail room, near the first arch of the Mala Strana side of Charles Bridge, where they serve great hot rum, gratis for me, yours truly, as the Bard said, floating straight, obedient to the stream,

Svejk