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To: C.K. Houston who wrote (6153)	11/17/1997 12:51:00 PM
From: Steve Rubakh	Respond to of 31646

bject: A Little Humor Date: Mon, Nov 17, 1997 12:22 EST From: MFlet Message-id: <19971117172200.MAA27951@ladder02.news.aol.com> I guess the Y2K situation has made it nto the minds and hearts of all of us........now the first Joke (at least that I have seen) has hit cyberspace. Here it is: The Top 15 Unforeseen Consequences of the "Millennium Bug" 15> IRS demands a hundred years of interest from stunned taxpayers. 14> "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" song gets stuck in infinite loop. 13> At the stroke of midnight, Windows 99 turns back into DOS 1.0, the Pentium V turns back into an 8088, and the Handsome User is left holding a beautiful glass mouse. 12> Internet Movie Database now lists "1901: A Space Odyssey" 11> Residents of Indiana have to figure out if they're off by 999 years, 364 days and 23 hours, or 1000 years and one hour. 10> Bob Dole's age erroneously listed with only 2 digits. 9> Mel Brooks's "2000 year old man" skit stops being funny.... Oops, too late. 8> Sales of Coca Cola jumps drastically after original cocaine-laden formula becomes legal again. 7> Software engineers point out that since computers think it's almost 1900, we technically have to "party like it's 1899," which, frankly, doesn't seem like much fun. 6> Microsoft declares the year 1900 to be the new standard of the "Gatesian" calendar. 5> Jesus shows up late for His second coming, blames it on COBOL programmers. 4> Computers temporarily fooled into thinking Strom Thurmond is only 103. 3> First Top 5 List of the year? "Reasons No One Would Ever Assassinate President McKinley" 2> Using a computerized adoption service, Michael Jackson mistakenly takes home some octogenarians. and the Number 1 Unforeseen Consequence of the "Millennium Bug"... 1> Unexpected demand for COBOL programmers results in severe understaffing of fast-food restaurants.

To: C.K. Houston who wrote (6153)	11/17/1997 5:06:00 PM
From: C.K. Houston	Respond to of 31646

*SQUAWK BOX!* (Updated 11/17/97) ================================================================ [Use BACK to Navigate] TOMORROW (11/18): Year 2000 Conference & Expo (Boston) TAVA Reference: spgnet.com Conference: spgnet.com SEC Filing 10QSB: Subsequent to close of qtr, TPRO received two significant multi-plant engagements. techstocks.com *Conference Call: TRANSCRIPT, Synopsis & Discussion:* techstocks.com NEW: Unilever, Kenneccott, IVAX Pharmaceutical, Cyprus Amax Minerals techstocks.com Announces Record Revenues DOESN'T include Y2K ... yet! biz.yahoo.com Alliances - NEW November Alliances techstocks.com Leader in effort to indentify & fix THIS Year 2000 (Y2K) Problem techstocks.com *Marginability ... just around the corner* exchange2000.com Another reason this is so important. TPRO RESEARCH INDEX: Everything that's been researched & discussed to date techstocks.com TPRO RESEARCH SITE: Check for recent posts. exchange2000.com PlantY2KOne Website & CD ROM: planty2kone.com