To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (55859 ) 8/19/2011 5:54:08 PM From: locogringo 3 Recommendations Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 103300 I think I'm going to stop earning all income and go on welfare, why earn money only to give it to someone else, I think I'll just stay home and watch TV and collect my check like everyone else... Now make sure you do this correctly. Do NOT pay off your house. Get behind, and then the Govt will help you pay your mortgage........or let you move to something bigger and better with a Section 8 rental. Get yourself a free cell phone and 250 minutes free each month, in case you have an emergency that needs 250 minutes of conversation. They buy a new car with cash for clunkers, and get a new washer, dryer, and furnace, if you don't think yours is safe or working right. Want some food? We'll get you a card that you can charge food, booze, and steaks and caviar on, for free. How about some help with your electric bill and gas bill for utilities? Maybe you want to go back to school on a scholarship or loan that you never have to pay back? We can work that out for ya. You might have to skip summer camp, unless you have a Chicago address, or Chicago suburb, then you not only go for free, but they will PAY YOU $1000 to go! I kid you not. I'm sure there are dozens of other freebies, spread word-of-mouth, like the Chicago camps deal. All you gotta do is one simple thing. Get up before 6PM, once a year, and vote DemocRAT. OH YES............I had to add this. Get rid of your cable TV and internet, and sign up for the deal from Comcast that is almost free. You just gotta prove that you ain't gonna pay the big bills. AND..........don't even think of buying a new computer...........we can get you set up with a brand new laptop for under $100 bucks.