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Politics : The Obama - Clinton Disaster -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: DuckTapeSunroof who wrote (56132)8/24/2011 1:26:54 PM
From: GROUND ZERO™2 Recommendations  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 103300
 
odumbo has just released a statement on yesterday’s earthquake.

odumbo says that yesterday’s 5.9 magnitude temblor occurred along a geological fracture zone known as the “Bush’s Fault.” Therefore, all of the resultant disruptions and damage along the Eastern Seaboard was all due to Bush’s Fault.

odumbo further stated that the American people should rest easy. His team of experts is convening right now to assess the damage and calculate the costs of repairs. The team includes several distinguished members. Representatives include the heads of the International Laborers union, along with union leaders of other construction trades. Al "the racist agitator" Sharpton has also been engaged as an outside consultant.

Once assessments are complete, odumbo will declare the repair efforts as “Shovel Ready” projects. To fund the projects, odumbo has instructed Timothy "tax cheat" Geithner and Ben "zimbabwe" Bernanke to fire up the printing presses once again. odumbo has also dispatched the United States ambassador to China to Beijing to give a heads up to the Chinese government that we just might need them to float us another $2 trillion or so.

GZ