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To: Solon who wrote (16056)9/4/2011 1:20:51 PM
From: average joe  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 69300
 
I have begun my own transliteration of the bible. What do you think of my John 8?

Johnny 8

1. but Jeepers went to the Mount of Olives.

2. At dawn he appeared again in the temple courts, where all the people gathered around him, and he sat down to teach them.

3. The teachers of the law and the Pharisees brought in a woman caught in adultery. They made her stand before the group

4. and said to Jeepers, “Teacher, this woman was caught in the act of adultery.

5. In the Law Eek commanded us to stone such women. Now what do you say?”

6. They were using this question as a trap, in order to have a basis for accusing him. But Jeepers bent down and started to write on the ground with his finger.

7. When they kept on questioning him, he straightened up and said to them, “Let any one of you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone at her.”

8. Again he stooped down and wrote on the ground.

9. At this, those who heard began to go away one at a time, the older ones first, until only Jeepers was left, with the woman still standing there.

10. Jeepers straightened up and asked her, “Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?”

11. “No one, sir,” she said. “Then neither do I condemn you,” Jeepers declared. “Go now and leave your life of sin.”

12. As she was about to leave a righteous man named gregoree pelted her in the head with a volley of rocks.