Ron Paul/ Rick Perry Caption Contest
This one should be good folks!
Posted by The Doc at 12:53 PM
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30 comments:
Anonymous said..."Does my finger smell funny?"
September 8, 2011 1:02 PM
Anonymous said..."You'd better call it quits, or the aliens are going to invade us."
September 8, 2011 1:05 PM
Anonymous said...Rick Perry : Trust me Ron my wife is a nurse. This is the finger we use to inject the HPV vaccine. While we use our other hand to hold them down. I know your a Doctor but I really know health care because my wife is a nurse.
Ron Paul: Uh huh....
September 8, 2011 1:07 PM
Anonymous said...Rick Perry : So Ron you say that Silver is going this way...?
Ron Paul : Um. Yes Rick that would be up.
September 8, 2011 1:08 PM
Anonymous said...Just one request! Don't make me look like to much of an idiot!
September 8, 2011 1:13 PM
Anonymous said...I did NOT have sexual relations with that man!!
September 8, 2011 1:16 PM
Anonymous said...Don't make me pick you're nose Ron! (Threatening)I'll do it!
September 8, 2011 1:16 PM
Anonymous said..."Ron, if your keep telling the truth Im going to have to sell you and Texas to the Chinese! And dont you DARE tell anyone I'm a Globalist working for the Fascist Corporatists Banker Elite Rothschilds!"
Ron: "Jesus H. Frickin Christ, you just wont quit!"
September 8, 2011 1:20 PM
Anonymous said...Rick: Now Ron, you promised not to make me look like a total fool.
Ron: You did that yourself Rick, remember?
Rick: Oh yeah, sorry.
Ron: No worries, the cartel will still support you no matter how idiotic you sound.
September 8, 2011 1:24 PM
Anonymous said...Does this finger smell like my former staff member to you??
September 8, 2011 1:25 PM
Anonymous said..."You're number 1, buddy. You've got my vote too."
September 8, 2011 1:26 PM
El Chivo Loco said...When I hold your hand, this is what my penis does.
September 8, 2011 1:37 PM
Agent047 said...Rick Perry: I know I used to be a Democrat and switched parties. Do you think the American people know??
Ron Paul: Thinking to himself....What a dumb ass. He's almost as stupid as Michelle Bachmann!
September 8, 2011 1:38 PM
Bert,D.C. said...Follow my finger, you are getting very sleepy. Now repeat after me.... I'm a sheep and Rick is the front runner......
September 8, 2011 2:11 PM
waverlee said...Now see here Ron, you know this job is reserved for idiots.
September 8, 2011 2:35 PM
Anonymous said...Ron--If you try to sell me one more ounce of gold I am going to get ugly on you!
September 8, 2011 2:54 PM
Anonymous said...Pull my finger.
September 8, 2011 3:00 PM
Anonymous said...Stop speaking the truth.
September 8, 2011 3:02 PM
Anonymous said...i wish my little willie stood up like this .....
September 8, 2011 3:25 PM
Anonymous said...Rick: Just a minute Ron, I have never met an honest politician before that stands by his morals and convictions, I just had to touch you to make sure you weren't a hologram.
September 8, 2011 3:29 PM
Anonymous said...They don't call me Governor Good-hair for nothing. Your hair could use a little dye.
September 8, 2011 3:35 PM
Bert,D.C. said...You're tell me I could cut my hair for one silver dollar?
September 8, 2011 4:16 PM
Anonymous said...Sorry to cut you off Ron, but the Bilderburgers just called and I have to run. Good seeing you again though.
September 8, 2011 4:19 PM
David Hill said...Ron, I know you're the doctor, but look, I'm a proctologist, I'll be your running mate!
September 8, 2011 4:29 PM
Anonymous said...Don't ever EVER steal my jellybeans again.
September 8, 2011 5:14 PM
Nathan J. said...Bank of America warned me to watch out for your hairpiece Ron. Is it made of silver?
September 8, 2011 5:16 PM
Anonymous said...Listen here Ron, the International Banking Syndicate has made their decision. I am the Chosen One and don't you forget it! You can try another run in 2016 but by that time I will have burned the whole shebang down to the ground so it wont matter, ha ha ha.
September 8, 2011 9:32 PM
Anonymous said...Rick - "Ron I told you for the last time you either start lying to these people, or you get the fuck off this stage"
September 8, 2011 10:01 PM
Anonymous said...I don't think you get it Ron... Who... Is... Your... Daddy?
September 8, 2011 10:27 PM
Anonymous said...I am going to plagiarize the entry of anonymous at 10:01 pm minus the expletive, because I think it is actually a good one, minus the expletive.
Sooo, without the expletive:
Rick - "Ron I told you for the last time you either start lying to these people, or you get off this stage"
That works just as well.
September 9, 2011 12:07 AM
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