To: SmoothSail who wrote (9500 ) 9/12/2011 6:47:41 PM From: Ish Respond to of 23934 Wife had a deal like that. She got a dog from the pound and paid the fees. 30 days later she gets a letter from the county wanting $300 for the dog ASAP or she gets arrested. I go the county and show them the paid thing. Girl laughed, said it happened all the time. The pound didn't send the paid part to the county. I asked what would have happened if I hadn't taken the paid thing in. Wife would have been arrested, cuffed and printed and would have to post a $1,000 cash bond. She would have been found not guilty when all was done and would have gotten 90% of the bail back. Girl laughed and said it happens. I'm from the government and here to help you causes Ice water to form in my bowels. I had a deal with SS, the lady who did my taxes didn't put down RETIRED and included to SS payments in my estimated payments. I get a letter where I'm going to jail FOR PAYING $6,800 TOO MUCH in taxes. Fraud they said. I go to the office and the lady says on your return you paid $6,800 into SS. That proves you aren't retired. Later she says I didn't file a return, even though she is quoting from it, and paid no taxes. So I go to the IRS. Got copies of my return and payments on LETTERHEAD U.S. Government Department of the Treasury paper. She said I forged them. Daym, I must be good. Then she calls the IRS and gets the same things I busted my hump to get plus my amended 1040 faxed over. Line by line she goes over everything trying to put me in jepardy. Bitch couldn't find anything wrong so I got my $6,800 plus interest at 6% back and am still collecting SS. Foot note. I walked pass 3 armed guards with a sheath knife on my belt during this. Last time I noticed the no knives sign.