To: Jeffrey S. Mitchell who wrote (7963 ) 11/19/1997 10:20:00 AM From: Done, gone. Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 13949
Lessons in manipulation - Mixing y2k apples and oranges for fun and profit: This is better than anything FBNA could ever come up with:techstocks.com Excerpts: _____________________________________________________________________ Major Y2K Problem-Solving Seminar Is Cancelled: 3 Attendees Link: ieee.org A New York City seminar on solving the y2k problem was cancelled by the Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers . . . Considering that this is an engineering problem , we know that engineering projects are overrun at about 50 percent of the time. In the case of the year 2000 problem, there is no leeway--it has to be fixed before midnight on December 31, 1999, or in some cases before midnight of December 31, 1998. Thus, at least half of the world will not be prepared for the new millennium. . . _____________________________________________________________________Now for the fun part. tech adds: Quote: _____________________________________________________________________What company do you know of that can increase their capacity without having to add additional "bodies" ? What company do you know of that can do conversion remotely from their home base ? What company do you know of that can automatically convert up to 3 million lines of code overnight ? What company do you know of has such an accurate process that testing time is significantly reduced? ConSyGen _____________________________________________________________________ OK kids, what's wrong with this picture? Please limit your answer to one page, double spaced. Your report is due before you sink another penny into anything tech hypes! Adapted to excite laughter... --Broome. How's it shakin' Shawn Murphy, err, tech? TPRO Bounced Czech (FBN - Pssst!)