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Gold/Mining/Energy : International Precious Metals (IPMCF) -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Bill Jackson who wrote (27593)11/19/1997 4:23:00 PM
From: E. Charters  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 35569
 
I was flying my MIG29 past a checkout point the other day at 72,000
feet when I looked at the look ahead radar altimeter and this is what
it read.

Symbol Last Change Bid Ask High Low Volume
IPMCF 2 5/16 -3/8 2 1/4 2 5/16 2 5/8 2 1/8 489700

There was a flashing (Green, Red is go in USSR) warning on the
control panel! Stopski! Crashski.!

At first all I could see was clear blue. Flight plan was for
Nasdaq level 20 1/2 what could be wrong?

Just then there appeared an enormous brown mountain ahead somewhere
in SW Arizona. It was registering "Hydrocarbon Substance" on the
advanced Commie-21 Peoples Materials scanner. Apparently I had just
about flown into the largest pile of bullshit in the entire world.
Thanks be to the glorious heroes who designed this instrumentation,
or you would never have scraped the crap off the fuselage.

echarter@vianet.on.ca