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To: Cogito Ergo Sum who wrote (418406)	10/15/2011 4:09:47 AM
From: lee kramer 1	4 Recommendations Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 436258

Early in the 16th Century a chap named Martin Luther was annoyed with the Catholic Church. So he listed his grievences and nailed 'em to the church door. The church elders were not pleased; they tossed him out of the church. So Marty started his own religion. He called it "Lutherism." It's always good to name your religion after yourself, especially if your name is Mitt. Now here's the idea: we get some guys, then we get some parchment, lot's of parchment. Parchment looks Very Important, official. And we get lots of heavy black coats and heavy black floppy hats; the kind John Carradine used to wear, or Gene Wilder and Marty Feldman wore in "Young Frankenstein." Then we get lots of hammers and long nails. At the top of every parchment, in bold, black calligriphic letters we write "GONNIF's; this is Yiddish for thieves. - You stole hundreds of billions, maybe trillions. - You put millions of Americans out of their homes, fraudently, by using phony signatures, phony bundling, phony notary public signatures. - You sent out hundreds of millions of credit cards; 0% for six months then 30%. You'd need a magnifying glass to read the small print. By the way, sending fraudulently stuff through the mail is a federal offense, a $10,000 fine and five years in jail for each piece of mail. Then we nail each parchment to the front doors of Chase, CitiBank, BankAmerica, Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley and every bank in every town in America.