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Politics : The Obama - Clinton Disaster -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (60488)11/19/2011 11:21:44 PM
From: Oblivious2 Recommendations  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 103300
 
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an
anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA . There was a
large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of
the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she
neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to
escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in
her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She
told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how
she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great
patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if
he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman
demanded, "What took you so long?"

He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental
Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management
before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a
waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you
down."