To: Rambi who wrote (4551 ) 11/21/1997 1:56:00 AM From: epicure Read Replies (3) | Respond to
Must I really work hard to attain that state? Because I am against hard work. I feel very strongly about this. I would prefer to think this higher state of consciousness will come to me easily and attack me by stealth, as I lounge on my elite Lazyboy, eating chocolate covered pretzels and watching Emma [which is about lovely ladies, in very COMFORTABLE looking dresses - they really look quite a bit like nightgowns - who mingle and go to parties and do lots of fun things I could relate to. And while my husband assures me these movies shrink his testicles to the size of lentils, and thus must be avoided by him due to his great attachment to these thong covered parts, I find them delightful, especially if I'm eating while watching, because then I feel more a part of it all. The food in these movies is really very salivational (don't bother looking for TAHT word Penni, I know her fingers are already darting for the dictionary. If the word is there, it is completely by accident).]Persuasion which not only has lovely dresses but also has sea going men in uniform <ARRRRR- this is meant to be a seagoing, manly type noise, but I'm not sure I got it quite right>. Persuasion is my favorite adaption of a Jane Austen novel, and although I keep telling you all this, I suspect NONE of you have seen it. But if you do not exist, or if I do not exist this would matter very little. And my wishing you dead would have been an excercise in futillity because you never existed in the first place.
