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Politics : The Obama - Clinton Disaster -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Honey_Bee who wrote (62268)12/17/2011 6:44:35 PM
From: John4 Recommendations  Respond to of 103300
 
I could easily imagine a commercial for industrial-strength Listerine featuring Barry and Moochelle rolling out of bed.

Stank-breath prez, Listerine commercial, take 1...Roll 'em!!!

Moochelle: Phew! Whut da hell iz DAT!?!?! Damn! You gots some stank breath up-inside-a-here, muthafu¢ka. You betta check yo-self.

Barry: Shut yo mouth, bit¢h. I'm da prezident.

Moochelle: You da president of stank breath and BO, muthafu¢ka, and you knows Mr. Soros is da real president.

Barry: Bit¢h your azz is so wide sometimez I think I married three-a-foe women.

Moochelle: Married?!?!? You know it's just for show, you ol' gay a$$ ba$tard. And I betta be gettin' my check soon too, cause I shore-nuff knows how to talk, bit¢h.

Barry: Bit¢h you know I like females sometimes too, just not your 'ol nasty azz.

Moochelle (shoving a bottle of industrial-strength Listerine into Barry's face): Shut da hell up, jackass, and drink dis, you ol' fake ba$tard, before I be done tell ev'ybody dat your Black azz really wuz born up-inside-a Kenya, like you knowz you wuz, and dat u don't know who yo white-trash mamma's babydaddy wuz, and da only sex you be gettin' iz on your knees in a sissy-bathhouse! Um-hmm... NOW DEN!!! Whut you got to say now, bit¢h?

Barry (just before reaching for the mouthwash bottle): Okay, okay. It's cool, babes. What flavor dis is?

Listerine commercial announcer's voice (as Barry smiles and gargles): Listerine. Because even a president needs to check himself sometimes.

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I can easily see that commercial followed by a similar one advertising an industrial strength body wash for Barry.

With the stupidity and self-absorption of America today, most people would chuckle and not think that anything was odd or abnormal about such a commercial. It would seem totally normal to them. -ng-

Oh, and in case anyone doesn't know about Barack's severe halitosis and body odor problem, it's actually not a joke according to his immediate family. [1] -ng-

1. glamour.com